Comments on: Feministe’s Next Top Troll, March Madness Edition: The [INSERT EVERY POSSIBLE RIGHT-WING TROPE HERE] Bracket

By: MomTFH

MomTFH — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:04:05 +0000

“full born infants before they are born”

You can’t make this shit up better.

By: Jenn

Jenn — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:54:30 +0000

John, because it’s ironic to have a troll freaking out about first amendment rights when his comment now is in the running for *breathless Tyra Banks voice* Feministe’s. Next. Top. Troll.

By: Sandy D.

Sandy D. — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:55:02 +0000

I had to go with John Anderson. Stratching Stalists Untie!

By: Ishtar

Ishtar — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:58:31 +0000

This was a tough choice but I went with John because of his creative approach to spelling.

However, I thought “drugged up slut” was inspired. And I am now inexplicably inspired to become one.

By: 10G

10G — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 15:45:10 +0000

My vote: Xyan. And I LIKE being a drugged-up slut. :P

By: Morningstar

Morningstar — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 16:40:33 +0000

really tough call.

but in the end, xyan inched out with the ted kennedy line.

By: stlthy

stlthy — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 08:51:56 +0000

I really want to go with John Anderson for the misspelled Stalinist bit. But I think I’m going for xyan just for the ‘wtf?!’ factor. It was the ‘drugged up sluts’ part that pushed it over the edge for me.

By: ThickRedGlasses

ThickRedGlasses — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:37:39 +0000

Damn, Jill. We wanted the contests to be a little less one-sided, not totally even! I have to find my center . . . .

Ok. I like John Anderson, because he uses his full name. He also said “Stalist,” and when you say that like Blanche Devereau, it sounds like “stylist.” As a leftist who is a closet stylist yearning to breathe free, I feel that John really speaks to me.

But xyan uses the phrases “fully born infants” and “before they are born” right next to each other in the same sentence referring to the same thing. Anyone who can type out something so illogical must be a true talent.

I think I’m going with xyan.

By: e

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:07:12 +0000

Just another attempt to gain some votes for John Anderson.

Stratch any leftist and you will find a Stalist yearning to breath free.

need I say more?

By: Jha

Jha — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 01:27:09 +0000

SarahMC’s post convinced me that xyan is definitely the winner here. I actually kind of missed that because the Kennedy thing caught my eye first.