Comments on: Feministe’s Next Top Troll, March Madness Edition – Elite Eight, Bracket One

By: Renee

Renee — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 20:32:57 +0000

This one was actually quite close for me. Eliza really touched my buttons as a colluder. These kinds of women really get on my last nerves but in the end I have to give it to Truth for all out hatred of women.

By: Gillian

Gillian — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:53:28 +0000

Oh girls! Can’t we go back to the days before we became abusers of the male race? Truth?’s fool-proof logic came close, but I can’t resist the sweetly patronizing Girls!

By: Meghan

Meghan — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 00:50:36 +0000

I voted for Eliza because of the beautiful observation that “sexism is okay because we are different sexes.” Good one Eliza! See, if we were all the same sex, sexism would be wrong. But it’s NOT!

Truth?’s “just say NO” comment made my insides writhe a little though… maybe I voted too soon?

By: scamps

scamps — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:08:43 +0000

Eliza just seemed kind of nicey-nice. Truth?, on the other hand, was just a boatload of crazy.

By: Niki

Niki — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:44:20 +0000

Truth? gets it for mass hyperbole.

By: Marianne

Marianne — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 13:49:24 +0000

Truth? definitely wins. I think it might have been written by my mom. It sounds an awful lot like the emails she is always sending me.

By: stlthy

stlthy — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 03:54:11 +0000

Truth? wins. I like some religious wingnuttery and ‘what about the unborn baybeeez?!!11′ with my trolls.

By: Bitter Scribe

Bitter Scribe — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:59:51 +0000

How would killing the rapist take care of the victim’s desire to NOT have her rapist’s baby?

Duh, you kill the rapist before he commits the rape. Pre-emptive capital punishment. Think “Minority Report.”

By: Icewyche

Icewyche — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:46:30 +0000

I went with Truth? for this one. Eliza tries hard but winds up coming across as someone’s dotty old grandmother delivering a finger-wagging lecture, while Truth? is full-blown gonzo off-the-hook insane.

By: Salome

Salome — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:31:58 +0000

It was close, but I think Truth? wins. The general rambling, switching frantically between unrelated ideas nature of it, and the idea of thinking that “Keep your legs together!” is the ultimate anti-choice argument. There’s just so much pure win here…