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  1. denelian
    denelian May 2, 2009 at 2:33 pm |

    i read that as “ashy face” at first; i watched the video three times looking for “ashy face” (i guess to match my ashy elbows?)
    i blame the DayQuil :)

  2. Sophist FCD
    Sophist FCD May 2, 2009 at 3:07 pm |

    If you’ve been feeling down lately, you might want to check yourself for sweatpants.

    Golden.

  3. FashionablyEvil
    FashionablyEvil May 2, 2009 at 3:08 pm |

    “Warning: Watching Target Women may lead to alcoholism, cynicism and small amounts of Marxism.”

    Love it. (As per usual)

  4. Lauren
    Lauren May 2, 2009 at 3:57 pm |

    My love of sweatpants and a mean gym teacher at Ethan’s school led to an unfortunate event on a Monday night, circa 10pm: Trolling around WalMart in sweatpants looking for boys’ size sweatpants, finding only track pants, and ruining my fondness for sweatpants altogether. All the sweatpants in that experience really was kind of depressing.

  5. Pinko Punko
    Pinko Punko May 2, 2009 at 5:54 pm |

    Sweatpants are like giving up, but trackies are like just chilling with a giant donut!

  6. Pinko Punko
    Pinko Punko May 2, 2009 at 5:54 pm |

    Who put trackpants on the verboten list?

  7. Misspelled
    Misspelled May 2, 2009 at 7:06 pm |

    I don’t wear sweatpants, but I feel like my jeans are as sad as sweatpants because of how often I end up sleeping in them. Yes? No?

    I will say, though, that not once during my recent low point did I curl up next to the window to shed a Single Tear while a photogenic dog in the background pined for the happier Misspelled of yesteryear. It could be so much worse; I could be depressed and clichéd.

  8. Sophist FCD
    Sophist FCD May 2, 2009 at 7:57 pm |

    And in black and white.

  9. Torri
    Torri May 3, 2009 at 7:52 am |

    Oh man, the art joke XD so much win

  10. Napalm Nacey
    Napalm Nacey May 3, 2009 at 12:05 pm |

    I don’t have sweatpants. Too hot for that shit here in Australia. Nope, instead I have GIANT hippie-cloth callots! How do you spell that? Pants that are so giant they’re like a skirt. Comfiest thing EVER.

    Ah Sarah Haskins, every new Target Women just makes me love you moooore.

  11. Anna
    Anna May 3, 2009 at 11:00 pm |

    I’ve been having a hard time getting out of bed these days and can’t keep anything but Starbucks down, however the sweatpant test was negative. Do you think the drugs will still work for me or not?

  12. DaisyDeadhead
    DaisyDeadhead May 4, 2009 at 7:51 pm |

    Great stuff, thanks! :D

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