Fuckwit college columnist of the day: Luke Dumas.
Mr. Dumas, a University of Chicago student, is very, very offended that in warm weather, women decide to wear — wait for it — shorts. He penned an op/ed calling his fellow students “tramps” for switching from their winter uniform of sweats into shorts and camisoles as soon as the weather changes. After all, it’s only 80 degrees today in Chicago — what are those whores thinking? The above-linked article is groan-worthy enough, but check out the original (thank you, Google cache). It turns out that the reason Luke Dumas dislikes springtime is because he can see women’s bodies, and that somehow prevents him from getting “participation points” in class. The column sparked a backlash on campus, and the editor of the paper pulled the controversial piece and replaced it online with a toned-down version. But apparently Mr. Dumas is a regular complaint machine — if it’s not slutty chicks that disgust him, it’s late students, or pride events that aren’t gay enough, or the music kids these days listen to, or the shocking revelation that dining hall food is not good.
I would suggest that Mr. Dumas try some deep-breathing exercises, or maybe a little yoga. Life is far too short to devote so much time and energy into being upset over the sight of a nipple outline.
Thanks to ginjoint for the link.
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