Feministe’s Next Top Troll Round 2 is still going, this time with some very traditional commenters. Vote below the fold.
Jason, from Donate to Women in Afghanistan:
So you want to donate to women in afghanistan, for what, to turn women over there into a bunch of self obsessed, materialistic cunts like the women in the US. Or maybe you just want women there to have choice, so that instead of arranged marriages, they can choose to get with an abusive jerk who beats the crap out of them, so they can run crying to the police and court system in order to create more anti-man laws. You cunts are so illogical that you deserve to be beaten, raped and stoned!
lickmyballs@yahoo.com, who lists his website as http://shoveituptheoldwazzobitch.com:
Stop shaving your pussies and you lil bitches won’t be so irritated all the time!
Mom of 4 boys, from Inside the Quiverfull Movement:
TMOM, I agree with you too! My sweet husband and I are quiverfull although we only have four arrows so far. True freedom is found in Christ. I love staying home and homeschooling my four precious boys. I love how sweet my husband is to me and our children. I love to see the joy in my husband’s face when we find out that we are expecting yet another of God’s blessings! I love having mine and my husband’s child growing inside of me. I am truely a queen in my home! My husband is my best friend, my lover, our provider and so much more.
We are all a slave to something. “Many women naively follow individualistic feminist thought right into the arms of corporate America. Instead of being servants to their families, they become slaves to a system that cares nothing about them. In their delusion they believe they are finally free. What they don’t realize is that Satan stands laughing as he wipes his feet on their precious personhood.” (Desperate Housewives Passionate for God) I would much rather spend my time serving my family then serving my boss.
I am a former feminist. I used to tell my friends that we have to take care of ourselves. I thought most men were bad. Now I realize how foolish I was. My real issue was that I didn’t trust God. There is such a peace in trusting God. Feminism started way back in the Garden of Eden when Eve believed Satan’s lie and took matters into her own hands.
Birth control and abortion is nothing less than shaking your fist at God and saying, “I don’t want your blessings!” The sad fact of abortion is that the poor innocent babies are tortured all in the name of choice! Babies are burned alive during a second trimester abortion. During a third trimester abortion, scissors are stuck in the back of the baby’s skull and their brains are sucked out! In the first trimester, their limbs are pulled off as the baby silently screams. All in the name of choice mind you! This is where feminism and its philosophies have led you.
Lickmyballs’ comment was a bit disappointing. He didn’t even really put any effort into trolling!
As for Mom of 4…that last paragraph really did it for me. To think some people really believe these things…what a shame.
I picked Jason for the vitriol.
Birth control and abortion is nothing less than shaking your fist at God and saying, “I don’t want your blessings!”… This is where feminism and its philosophies have led you.
How canyou resist something like that? I’m smitten, and awaiting my smiting.
Love the equivalence between “taking care of ourselves” and “men are bad.” I actually want to be able to take care of myself because my husband is good, so I don’t want to stick him with the whole burden.
My real issue was that I didn’t trust God. There is such a peace in trusting God. Feminism started way back in the Garden of Eden when Eve believed Satan’s lie and took matters into her own hands.
*face palm*
Mom of 4 Boys
I….
um….
wow, just wow.
Jason, he’s clearly a graduate of the Classical School for Flame-Baiting Trolls.
Because I will never be convinced that Mom of 4 boys (gee ain’t she lucky?!) was ever a feminist.
Mom of 4 boys, for:
- implying that feminism is incompatible with Christianity.
- her bizarre description of second-trimester abortion. I can only assume she’s suggesting that it requires ritual sacrifice of an unrelated infant, because I can’t see how else “burning babies alive” would come in.
- equating abortion with torture.
- her insistance that using BC and abortion is deliberately done to spite the God of Abraham. Because atheists secretly still believe in God, I guess? (Also, she clearly hasn’t read the one section of the bible where induced abortion is mentioned. )
Oh my. Mom of 4 boys–is she even human? That’s just scary.
My vote definitely goes to Jason, because he is accusing us of being illogical while he himself is being…well…
The best I could come up with was that she’d read some kind of pro-life propaganda about instillation abortion and then let the crazy take over from there.
Shame on M4B for not knowng the story of Lilith and that misogny and patriarchy started when Lilith turned into a demon for her desire to deviate from the missionary position and refusal to return to a husband that viewed her as inheriantly inferior. Someone hasn’t read their Bible enough o notice there are two stories regarding the creation of male and female. Tsk,tsk,tsk. Someone is shaking theirfists at G-d and not doing enough Biblical research.
I quite like “lickmyballs”, just for the hilarious confusion of feminist stereotypes – I thought feminists were supposed to be the ones who DIDN’T shave!?
Jason is just too scary with that last sentence, and therefore not getting my vote.
Mom of 4 boys, though, for sounding like she’s swallowed the manual (with SELECTED Biblical passages) whole and is now spewing out random sentences from it, takes the biscuit.
“Letting the crazy take over from there” is an apt description of Mom of 4. I think she’s my favorite troll of this whole season.
Jason and Mom of 4 Boys were about equal on the ignorance mark, but M4B got extra points for being a scary Stepford wife.
One question about Mom of 4 Boys…are you absolutely sure she isn’t a troll? Because she’s *so* Quiverfull that I really wonder if she’s not a joke….
Ellid, I’m pretty sure mo4b isn’t a troll: she’s not exaggerating a thing.
Prairie Muffin Manifesto
I gotta go with Jason, because he PERSONIFIES the word “Troll”. For this reason, he may end up being the TOP TROLL.
Mom of 4 boys……just seems like a STOOGE. She can have the second prize: TOP STOOGE
I’ll bet that if she had a daughter that faced certain death during pregnancy, Mom of 4 Boys would not be spouting her misogyny.
What part of certain death don’t the anti-choice activists understand in plain English?!
Jovan –
She still would be, but for *her* daughter it would be …different… if a needed abortion were on the horizon
Mom of 4 because I dont want the blessings!