Comments on: So that’s why I’m still single!

By: Mike

Mike — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:49:36 +0000

Kingdom of Priests: David Klinghoffer on ~~recovering the wisdom of~~ makin' shit up about the Hebrew Bible

By: Tiktaalik

Tiktaalik — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:23:49 +0000

“And unless the place was populated exclusively by men (except for Lot’s family), a lot of pregnant women and innocent children were destroyed by the LORD in his wrath, which sort of knocks the legs out from under the whole “God is pro-life and loves BABIES” nonsense.”
Hell, just reading the Old Testament does that. God orders babies to be killed all the time (and pregnant women to be ripped open, among other things) in there…

By: Thom

Thom — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:44:59 +0000

“Whereas we all know it should have been destroyed for being full of child rapists…oh wait…that would have included Lot too. I guess God cares more about hospitality than pimping out your daughters to be gang raped. Great guy that God fellow.”

Well, not quite..they rejected the offer of the daughters. So, they apparently were not child rapists. :)

By: Alara Rogers

Alara Rogers — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:41:33 +0000

Logically, wouldn’t the fact that lesbians can marry put pressure on straight men to treat their wives *better*, because now their wives could marry a woman instead if they feel disrespected by men?

I mean, even in Absurdilandia, this argument only works if you forget that lesbians are gay too.

By: Dale

Dale — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:52:43 +0000

No one has mentioned it yet, but David Klinghoffer is also a creationist. In fact, his CV at the first link mentions he works for the Discovery Institute, the leading US think tank for “Intelligent Design.”

By: Ellid

Ellid — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:53:32 +0000

The sin of Sodom was lack of hospitality, NOT homosexual rape, as anyone who actually reads the Bible would know. And unless the place was populated exclusively by men (except for Lot’s family), a lot of pregnant women and innocent children were destroyed by the LORD in his wrath, which sort of knocks the legs out from under the whole “God is pro-life and loves BABIES” nonsense.

Idiots.

By: Volvatrack7

Volvatrack7 — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 09:38:05 +0000

Don’t worry ladies! The lesbians will be here to catch you when you fall. We won’t tell David Klinghoffer that we are considered ‘gay homosexuals’ too.

By: Kristen J.

Kristen J. — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 09:00:43 +0000

They always ignore the part in the Bible where it says Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed for essentially being full of jerks (literally a “lack of hospitality”)…

Whereas we all know it should have been destroyed for being full of child rapists…oh wait…that would have included Lot too. I guess God cares more about hospitality than pimping out your daughters to be gang raped. Great guy that God fellow.

By: bellareve

bellareve — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:37:18 +0000

So I guess this leaves straight dudes as the only morally upstanding group of people?

At least someone had to courage to say it!

By: norbizness

norbizness — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:39:51 +0000

Beliefnet? I belief that that’s some high-grade bullsheeeeeeeat.

Then again, the crackpot theory IS capitalized, so….