Please consider Iowa and national treasure Leslie Hall:
In her own uniquely random manner of speaking, Hall calls the offering the “Gem Sweater Wedding of Grands,” a package she has posted on her Web site and tailored to members of her gay-friendly fan base.
In April, Iowa became the third U.S. state to legalize gay marriage, and that got Hall’s wheels turning.
“I mean, talk about Iowa business opportunities popping up at even the darkest of times,” she said.
The $299 package includes a ring bearer, a cake from Dairy Queen, two songs performed by Hall and a ceremony in any style the couple chooses.
The weddings, Hall said, are the latest front in her five-year battle against what she calls her biggest fear — a desk job.
YES!
I prefer my national treasures to have not played transmisogynist music festivals.