Booty Pop Panties:
Like a padded bra for your butt! And they’re cheaper than butt implants! Feministe readers, you’re welcome.
Transcript below the fold (thanks Anna!).
What do all women look at when buying jeans? That’s right! Their sexy (or not so sexy) bottoms. Imagine being able to reshape your backside and achieve that ultimate shapely lifted booty instantly!
It’s here! Hollywood’s hottest new trade secret: Bootypop!
Just like the padded bra enhances, Bootypop panties are now revolutionizing women’s undergarments, giving you sexy curves and the ultimate lift.
You’ve seen Bootypop panties featured on network talk shows across the country. Now you can get that fabulous figure, that bootylicious perky pop that all women want, without lifting a finger!
[Person giving testimonial]: You want your jeans to show off your booty, and with Bootypop, every pair of jeans look good.
The secret to Bootypop is the strategically placed pad inside the panties that lift buttocks, leaving a sexier, more desirable booty instantly. Booty pop turns a droopy dierreire into a youthful looking, head-turning bootylicious booty!
Bootypop panties are for all women, all shapes, and all sizes. Get that desired pop with any outfit, instantly!
Now you can have that super sexy booty just like the celebrities.
Boost your bottom in jeans, shorts, dresses and more.
With bootypop, your clothes will fit better, and you’ll feel more confident and attractive with your new sexy curves.
You can forget about doing endless squats, and cosmetic surgery? Who can afford that? Bootypop panties will make you look and feel like you’ve spent a fortune Now for a small price you can have the booty of your dreams!
[Person giving testimonial]: What I love about Bootypop is the lift and the shape and the roundness.
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But this gets even better! Call in the next 10 minutes and get a second pair absolutely free! That’s right, buy one Bootypop pantie, and get the second one free!
You get two pairs of Bootypop panties for just $19.95 Just pay separate shipping & handling.
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Be sure to check out our website to see all the exciting Bootypop colours available. This is a limited time offer so call or log-on right now.
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