Shake it, girl.

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Today’s fashion is all about showing off strong, sexy, sculpted arms and shoulders. [Zooming in on shots on related articles.] Do your arms measure up? [Shot of a woman pinching the underside of her arm.] Big heavy exercise machines are designed to create bulky muscles. [Black and white shots of a man with bulky muscles using such a machine.] Now you can get the long, lean, defined look you want [example shown]. Introducing the Shake Weight, the revolutionary new way to shape and tone arms you’ll love [shot of same]. Designed specifically for women [shots of women using it]. In just six minutes a day [clock graphic with accompanying '6 Minutes a Day' appears at the top right of the screen] you can get arms you’ll be proud to show off [confident woman winks at us]. So you can break out the tank tops, the summer dresses, the bathing suits, love the way you look and be free to go sleeveless [shots of each as they're mentioned]. The Shake Weight is placed on a completely new workout technology called dynamic inertia, which ignites the muscles in your arms, shoulders and chest so you feel them tightening and toning instantly. [Cartoon illustration of Shake Weight as held by a woman, as accompanied by 'DYNAMIC INERTIA' caption, then 'SCULPT' in purple and 'ARMS SHOULDERS CHEST' in yellow bellow.] GIving you visible results in just six minutes a day [same confident woman and graphic as before]. Scientific studies at a prestigious California university [colourless shot of a woman exercising with the Shake Weight] prove that the Shake Weight increases upper body muscle activity by more than 300% compared to traditional weights [shots of computer and graphs]. That’s how you can work out your entire upper body in just six minutes a day [more exercising women and the graphic again]. The Shake Weight constantly engages your upper body muscles. [A woman in exercise gear appears, with 'Lindsay Reese Professional Personal Trainer' at the bottom of the screen.] ‘I believe the Shake Weight is the fastest, easiest and most effective way ['FASTEST' 'EASIEST' AND 'MOST EFFECTIVE' appear to the right of the screen in purple] to get a beautiful defined and sexy upper body.’ In six minutes a day, the Shake Weight defines your biceps, your triceps, your shoulders and chest [more exercising women]. You get long, lean, toned muscles. Never bulky! You’ll love the way you look and you’ll feel confident and beautiful when you put on the sexy, sleeveless clothes you love [women fitting these descriptions]. Get the easy, revolutionary, easy to use Shake Weight for $19.95 [such purchasing details appear on screen]. The Shake Weight is only two and a half pounds, virtually unbreakable, and is guaranteed for life [shots of it being used throughout]. You also get this easy DVD [shots from same] which shows you how much you can do with the Shake Weight, including how you can reshape your entire upper body in just six minutes a day [purchase details again]. Of $15 value, it’s free with your order! It’s time to get your arms in shape [another happy woman] and feel proud of the way you look. Get the Shake Weight today [DVD, Shake Weight and purchase details all appear on screen]!