I may have mentioned my hatred of John Mayer five or six times before. He is possibly my most-hated male celebrity. He is also the gift that never stops giving, because his totally bizarre, narcissistic and offensive comments never end. Example of the day: His latest Playboy interview. A few highlights:
1. “There have probably been days when I saw 300 vaginas before I got out of bed.”
2. “My biggest dream is to write pornography.”
3. “I feel like women are getting their comeuppance against men now. I hear about man-whores more than I hear about whores. When women are whorish, they’re owning their sexuality. When men are whorish, they’re disgusting beasts.”
4. “I am a very…I’m just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me.”
5. “My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.”
And that’s not even the part where he talks about Jessica Simpson as “sexual napalm.” Oh J. Don’t ever change.
UPDATE: Renee has more, and it is horrific and involves John Mayer using the n-word and musing on what it’s like to be black.
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