Caption It Yourself

Go, Feministe readers: What should the caption to this amazing photo say? via.

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Jill began blogging for Feministe in 2005. She has since written as a weekly columnist for the Guardian newspaper and in April 2014 she was appointed as senior political writer for Cosmopolitan magazine.
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17 Responses to Caption It Yourself

  1. Ellen says:

    Would you douche with this Douche?

  2. Morgane says:

    “Douching can cause harm because it disrupts the balance of the Vagina’s natural organisms. It can lead to infection and may also cause an infection to spread to the reproductive tract.”

  3. kate says:

    Ass douche. Its the new rage.

  4. kate says:

    The new HannityDouche was recently removed from the market when many users discovered it caused a rare syndrome caused “vaginal dentata” to erupt when the device was placed into position for use.

  5. haley says:

    Conservatives and douching….. bad for women’s health.

  6. PJ says:

    One of these things is irritating, unnecessary and potentially dangerous. The other is a douche. Your call.

  7. Sarah says:

    “A recent corporate integrity agreement requires that the company in question disclose that women cannot, in fact, use Sean Hannity as a douche. Confusion to the contrary has resulted in a class-action lawsuit.”

  8. akeeyu says:

    None of these things belong anywhere near a vagina.

  9. KTanna says:

    After re-organizing their shelves, a local store reports a 200 percent increase in sales of Hannity’s book. “It’s strange, when the book was with the other books, somehow nobody noticed it. Apparently the people who are out to buy a douche will do just that,” the store manager commented.

  10. Dyssonance says:

    I’m gonna buck the trend and say that by itself, it needs nothing more than:

    “Everything in its place”

  11. Valarissa says:

    I’m going to use Summer’s Eve this time, that Sean Hannity crap left a slimy feeling…

  12. Thomas says:

    “conveniently, they also sell just the nozzles.”

  13. Emeryn says:

    Sales of Summer’s Eve have risen dramatically lately, due to consumer complaints regarding Sean Hannity Conservative Victory brand douches. The resounding consensus of the consumer is that the ‘not-so-fresh’ feeling worsened into a dirty, disgusting mess.

  14. Lisa says:

    “For victory over that not-so-fresh ‘hope-and-change’ scent, try Sean Hannity Discount Douche.”

  15. Lurkin Merkin says:

    Why do we need to caption this? Is there something out of the ordinary going on here?

  16. ladykline says:

    “At least he got a face-out”

    (For those not in the book-selling profession, a face-out is when you turn a book so that the full cover is visible from the shelf, instead of just its spine. There’s a lot of competition for shelf space in book stores-we only face out books we particularly want people to notice or pick up. Hannity should be grateful for the extra exposure.)

  17. Snarl Marx says:

    Sean Hannity’s new book “Conservative Victory,” available wherever you find douches.

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