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17 Responses

  1. Ellen
    Ellen April 6, 2010 at 10:56 pm |

    Would you douche with this Douche?

  2. Morgane
    Morgane April 6, 2010 at 11:26 pm |

    “Douching can cause harm because it disrupts the balance of the Vagina’s natural organisms. It can lead to infection and may also cause an infection to spread to the reproductive tract.”

  3. kate
    kate April 6, 2010 at 11:34 pm |

    Ass douche. Its the new rage.

  4. kate
    kate April 6, 2010 at 11:36 pm |

    The new HannityDouche was recently removed from the market when many users discovered it caused a rare syndrome caused “vaginal dentata” to erupt when the device was placed into position for use.

  5. haley
    haley April 6, 2010 at 11:44 pm |

    Conservatives and douching….. bad for women’s health.

  6. PJ
    PJ April 6, 2010 at 11:57 pm |

    One of these things is irritating, unnecessary and potentially dangerous. The other is a douche. Your call.

  7. Sarah
    Sarah April 7, 2010 at 1:58 am |

    “A recent corporate integrity agreement requires that the company in question disclose that women cannot, in fact, use Sean Hannity as a douche. Confusion to the contrary has resulted in a class-action lawsuit.”

  8. akeeyu
    akeeyu April 7, 2010 at 2:55 am |

    None of these things belong anywhere near a vagina.

  9. KTanna
    KTanna April 7, 2010 at 3:14 am |

    After re-organizing their shelves, a local store reports a 200 percent increase in sales of Hannity’s book. “It’s strange, when the book was with the other books, somehow nobody noticed it. Apparently the people who are out to buy a douche will do just that,” the store manager commented.

  10. Dyssonance
    Dyssonance April 7, 2010 at 5:33 am |

    I’m gonna buck the trend and say that by itself, it needs nothing more than:

    “Everything in its place”

  11. Valarissa
    Valarissa April 7, 2010 at 7:13 am |

    I’m going to use Summer’s Eve this time, that Sean Hannity crap left a slimy feeling…

  12. Thomas
    Thomas April 7, 2010 at 8:45 am |

    “conveniently, they also sell just the nozzles.”

  13. Emeryn
    Emeryn April 7, 2010 at 9:42 am |

    Sales of Summer’s Eve have risen dramatically lately, due to consumer complaints regarding Sean Hannity Conservative Victory brand douches. The resounding consensus of the consumer is that the ‘not-so-fresh’ feeling worsened into a dirty, disgusting mess.

  14. Lisa
    Lisa April 7, 2010 at 1:41 pm |

    “For victory over that not-so-fresh ‘hope-and-change’ scent, try Sean Hannity Discount Douche.”

  15. Lurkin Merkin
    Lurkin Merkin April 7, 2010 at 4:39 pm |

    Why do we need to caption this? Is there something out of the ordinary going on here?

  16. ladykline
    ladykline April 7, 2010 at 7:33 pm |

    “At least he got a face-out”

    (For those not in the book-selling profession, a face-out is when you turn a book so that the full cover is visible from the shelf, instead of just its spine. There’s a lot of competition for shelf space in book stores-we only face out books we particularly want people to notice or pick up. Hannity should be grateful for the extra exposure.)

  17. Snarl Marx
    Snarl Marx April 8, 2010 at 8:07 am |

    Sean Hannity’s new book “Conservative Victory,” available wherever you find douches.

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