Scott Adams, man. This guy! First he compares women to children and get all up in Feministe acting like a whiny-ass titty-baby. Then it turns out that his “biggest fan” on internet message boards is actually… Scott Adams, sock-puppeting. And now he’s like, “Depicting Obama as a chimp is not racist because some people also called George Bush a monkey.”
This guy should definitely keep talking.
DELICIOUS. POPCORN.
I’m putting my money on the hunch that Scott Adams is going to google himself and read this thread, so this is probably the time to let Adams know what a tool we think he is.
And man, this guy is a total tool.
Google himself? Yeah right. Homeboy has a Google alert set for his name, definitely.
According to the illustrious and ever-reliable Wikipedia, he is a vegetarian.
(But please don’t call me, Scott.)
I suppose there will be little competition for the next top troll contest. Hard to beat someone who carries around an entire drawer full of sock puppets.
Good grief. I’m beginning to be seriously ashamed that his blurb graces the cover of my only published writing.
Well, now we know he hates oral sex.
Which totally makes sense, actually.
And then there’s John Scalzi’s take on sockpuppets, which is incredibly violent but, you know, really sort of apropos for Mr. Dilbert.
I got a lovely e-mail from him after the first blog post. You guys, everyone who got his awesome joke wasn’t offended! He’s just like that lady and her racist e-mail, the people who GOT the joke weren’t offended! The rest of us are stupid!!!!
Can I take a second to voice that I cannot fathom how people don’t see the dripping racism on that Obama email?
Is he broke? I mean this seriously. Is he trying to drive traffic because he blew all his money on organic veggies? They are very expensive.
Scott Adams isn’t a troll, he’s a tool. Trolls do it for the sheer joy of fucking with other people’s days. Tools just get a lot of things wrong and lack the self awareness to use their obnoxiousness to amuse themselves.
Oh, you mean “broke” like “out of money”! I literally thought you were speculating about possible head trauma/brain injuries… like, if he’d fallen off of something high recently. And boy would I feel bad if this all turned out to be the result of a concussion Adams sustained recently — would explain a lot, though.
Stay awake, Scott! Let us see your pupils! (And maybe hit up this breathalyzer super fast too…)
This just gets better and better.