My interest in the royal wedding doesn’t extend far beyond the Times style section dress speculations, Kate Middleton For The Win and wondering how in the world Our Future Princess gets her hair that shiny (seriously how? The people have a right to know). I didn’t even realize the wedding was happening so soon — didn’t he just propose and don’t these things take time to plan, even with a staff of servants? But, as I have a well-documented love of weddings, wedding dresses and wedding television shows (if not marriage for myself), I’ve been suckered into getting up at 4 a.m. on Friday to watch the whole thing go down. I don’t often get suckered into things (especially ridiculous pop-culture events that involve E! News countdowns and getting up at ungodly hours) so I have, in turn, suckered a third easily-manipulated individual into joining the group, and now it’s a party.
Ugh. At least it will involve coffee and lots of scones and even more champagne. Anyone else dotty enough to watch it live (even if it’s on at a reasonable hour where you live)? And OMG WHAT IS SHE GOING TO WEAR YOU GUYS?!