Okay…all the single women gather ’round and I will share with you the vast bounty of my relationship knowledge. I know the key to getting married! And since obviously every female person is desirous of a state sanctioned relationship with a single dude, I am providing this information to you.
I know each of you must have been waiting with bated breath to discover how I caught Mr Kristen and manage to keep him from escaping through the nearest hatch (I’ve determined that relationships have “hatches” rather than doors…sort of like submarines). Well, wait no more!
Step One: Go to your local coffeehouse.
Step Two: Read an interesting book.
Step Three: ????
Step Four: MARRIAGE!!!!
Yup. Now I’ll just wait for the book deal to come rolling in. I think the hatch concept really sells it.
H/T to my mom for sending me yet another surrendered spouse book and reminding me how absurd relationship advice usually is.
P.S. Racialicious is sponsoring some fascinating conversations about interracial relationships that kicked off today. Go read it!