Now on sale at Bass Pro Shop: Just can’t get Sally interested in firearms? Wondering why little Lisa doesn’t seem to want to go out and plink cans with Daddy? Put down that drab airgun–hers isn’t pink enough!
In case you were concerned, like I was, that a boy might pick up the pink gun and think it’s for him, the packaging cleared that right up. Keep your hands off my weapon, guys–no boys allowed.
I looked all around the Flying Fatality section, but I just couldn’t find those cute pink safety glasses. It really bugs me that Bass Pro Shop isn’t catering to my needs as a woman. I’m writing an angry letter.