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  1. Athenia
    Athenia October 28, 2011 at 7:35 pm |

    I love how you have earring suggestions for the justices! awesome!

  2. Lara Emily Foley
    Lara Emily Foley October 28, 2011 at 8:11 pm |

    This is some High quality entertaining snark. Love it!!!!!

  3. Véronique
    Véronique October 28, 2011 at 8:11 pm |

    Love your suggestions!

  4. Jadey
    Jadey October 28, 2011 at 8:18 pm |

    There are two Bee costumes on that site for women – one is just a “bumble bee” (but with heels) and then the “sexy” version is called the “honey bee”. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

    For some reason the sexy version of the slightly less sexy “ladybug” is a “daisy bug”. That is not even a thing.

  5. Widget lover
    Widget lover October 28, 2011 at 8:36 pm |

    My 4 year old is going to be Sleeping Beauty. Every girl in her class is set on being some sort of princess. Disgusts me.

    I, however, am going to be the best feminist cartoon character from modern TV: Widget from “Wow, Wow, Wubbzy!”

    Even better, I’m going to wear the well used tools I just used to build my own deck. Take that, Disney.

    Widget (voiced by Lara Jill Miller) – Widget is one of Wubbzy’s friends. She is a pink rabbit, and she speaks with a southern accent. She is a mechanic whiz and loves to invent and build things, she can make a machine to solve any problem or do virtually any task. Many of her creations take the form of robots, and most of them have the number 3000 attached to the end of their names. Some of her inventions do not actually have any practical purpose, such as the Robo-Cluck 3000, a giant robotic chicken that lays one hundred eggs a minute. Her favorite tool is a wiggle-wrench, a tool designed to adjust large pentagonal bolts. When she sees a problem she can solve, she says “No problemo!” and either introduces her friends to a machine she designed for just such a situation, or sets to work building a new invention.

  6. Allison
    Allison October 28, 2011 at 8:50 pm |

    I was at a halloween store today and I saw a “sexy border patrol” costume today. the cover had the model with the costume in front of a picture of a watchtower and barbed wire.

  7. stonebiscuit
    stonebiscuit October 28, 2011 at 9:46 pm |

    How would you put together Sexy Smasher of the Dominant Patriarchal Paradigm? This is important.

  8. Shi_san
    Shi_san October 28, 2011 at 9:49 pm |

    I work at a store that sells only women’s costumes (normally a store for dancers and club wear), and I am seriously wearing a costume almost exactly like that baseball one right now. In my defense, it was five dollars.

    There are a ton of horribly named costumes. We have a sexy TSA agent, a sexy native american called “No Reservations”, sexy girl scout costumes, sexy tin man, sexy every animal under the sun, sexy chef etc. The weird part to me is more and more people aren’t actually wearing costumes. We have a cupcake dress – a dress with cupcakes on it, not a dress that looks like a cupcake – which is supposedly a costume instead of a dress. Also a ton of girls just grab corsets or other lingerie and make a costume depending on the color. I heard one lady say today that she was going to be someone from Toddlers and Tiaras.

  9. Bridget
    Bridget October 28, 2011 at 9:55 pm |

    I love these!

  10. Brennan
    Brennan October 28, 2011 at 10:29 pm |

    No Sexy Elena Kagan?

  11. Paloma
    Paloma October 28, 2011 at 10:41 pm |

    Um, I like the idea that people should put more thought into their costumes but . . .
    random racist ‘spicy latina’ costumes + eyeliner unibrow =/= the badass Frida Kahlo. She was sexy the way she was.

  12. anonymous chicken
    anonymous chicken October 28, 2011 at 10:47 pm |

    What about the sexy leprosy patient, the sexy escaped axe murderer, or the sex mad scientist?

    Sexy unibomber, sexy terrorist, or sexy fraudulent mortgage lender?

    Or being pregnant and going to a largely pro-life family party, may be I should be the sexy baby killing abortionist?
    Sorry need to go wash my brain out with something.

    Hmm…TSA agent meets the female version of Dexter has potential

  13. chingona
    chingona October 28, 2011 at 11:08 pm |

    Paloma: She was sexy the way she was.

    So are all the other women.

  14. chingona
    chingona October 28, 2011 at 11:11 pm |

    The other night, Colbert had a bit making fun of this Christian alternative to Halloween – Jesus Ween. It ended with a “sexy Jesus” costume that was pretty awesome – still a dude, with a really short robe wide open at the top to show off his chest.

  15. librarygoose
    librarygoose October 28, 2011 at 11:13 pm |

    I saw a guy’s costume that was “Dr. Howie Feltersnatch”. My brother and I discussed what his specialty would be and settled on medical malpractice lawsuits.

  16. Opheelia
    Opheelia October 29, 2011 at 12:29 am |

    My partner went to a costume shop today and i told him to get me something that didnt have “sexy” in the name. He texted “do you want to be a penguin?” I did, but it was fifty dollars.

    Sexy justice oconnor it is!

  17. Paloma
    Paloma October 29, 2011 at 2:24 am |

    : Soarealltheotherwomen.

    Agreed.

  18. Richard
    Richard October 29, 2011 at 3:33 am |

    So everyone here might have found this already but http://takebackhalloween.org/ has gotten some coverage for being pretty awesome with the costume ideas for women. It appealed to the inner history geek in me.

  19. Arkady
    Arkady October 29, 2011 at 7:08 am |

    My flatmate works in a costume shop, and his (male) boss is at least trying to equalise the trend… last year during the halloween sales rush the boss dressed as ‘Sexy Policeman’, including fishnet tights!

    Heh, among my friends there’s a tendency towards laziness, can’t count the number of times more than 50% of us have turned up at fancy dress events wearing undergrad labcoats on top of normal clothes…

  20. zuzu
    zuzu October 29, 2011 at 11:25 am |

    stonebiscuit: How would you put together Sexy Smasher of the Dominant Patriarchal Paradigm? This is important.

    You need a big hammer.

  21. alynn
    alynn October 29, 2011 at 11:40 am |

    I’d reeeeeeeally love to see someone try to run the bases in the sexy baseball player’s shoes.

  22. Rich
    Rich October 29, 2011 at 11:42 am |

    There should be more costumes for men that include the word “sexy”: “Sexy Saddam Hussein”, or “Sexy Mubarak”, even “Sexy President Obama” but I’m not sure how these would look.

  23. Sean
    Sean October 29, 2011 at 12:11 pm |

    Check out this op ed that draws parallels between Halloween and the Slut Walk protests http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-allen-halloween-sluts-20111030,0,6455906.story

  24. Brittany-Ann
    Brittany-Ann October 29, 2011 at 12:26 pm |

    I tend to go to historical reenactment sites and get something there. Last year I was a Musketeer, this year I’m a 17th century Scottish woman. They take a bit more explanation, but I don’t have to walk around all night tugging at my costume.

    Great post!

  25. LG
    LG October 29, 2011 at 12:46 pm |

    Or we could just dress in costumes that don’t have “sexy” in the name…

  26. Comrade Kevin
    Comrade Kevin October 29, 2011 at 12:46 pm |

    But you left off Hillary Clinton. Shame, shame.

  27. Chataya
    Chataya October 29, 2011 at 1:04 pm |

    I’ve already assembled my costume for tonight (Fionna from the genderswap episode of Adventure Time with Finn and Jake), but that Jane Goodall costume is sooo tempting.

  28. Sid
    Sid October 29, 2011 at 1:06 pm |

    What’s funny is that the vast majority of women costumes on the Party City website not listed as specifically sexy for women are in fact, sexy. So there’s really not much of a choice.

  29. rae
    rae October 29, 2011 at 1:54 pm |

    Sean, that article is awful. The author’s inability to parse different social and cultural contexts was apparent from the second paragraph, which claimed the only distinction between the slut walk protestors and women in sexy Halloween costumes was that the former carried political signs. The signs should have been a clue that SlutWalk is a political protest against blaming the victims of rape; the clothing worn by the protestors reflected a range of fashions and was a prop to demonstrate that rape victims will be slut-shamed whether they were wearing baggy sweatpants or lingerie.

    The more interesting comparison between Slutwalk and sexy Halloween costumes requires a bit more nuance. The ideology of Slutwalk affirms the right of women to wear sexy Halloween costumes and would back up any woman who got raped while wearing one. The critique of sexy Halloween costumes is that they are functionally compulsory; try finding a costume that’s not a sexy version of something in the typical stores where people go Halloween costume shopping.

    Put these things together and there is an obvious conclusion: The bottom line of both is that women should have a *choice* about how they dress and how they display (or conceal) their sexuality and should not be penalized for our inability to fit the impossible standards set for us. Both critiques are necessary because of the double-bind women are in, where we are expected to be both madonna and whore, and punished for being sexy, being sexy in the wrong way, and not being sexy simultaneously.

  30. andie
    andie October 29, 2011 at 2:43 pm |

    This year I stole an idea I saw on the Hairpin and went as an un-ladybug. It was kind of fun playing with expectations of femininity to come up with what could be considered ‘unladylike’.

  31. Anonoregonian
    Anonoregonian October 29, 2011 at 3:44 pm |

    My husband went to Target looking for costumes for our bunch and was disappointed and perplexed to see that while there was a whole bunch of kids’ costumes and a TON of women’s costumes, there was next to nothing for men. (He was hoping to pull together a classic Merlin/Gandalf kind of look.) He wondered aloud why that might be and I asked if all the women’s stuff was “sexy” and he said yes, mostly. Aha. So kids get to dress up to be cute and women get to dress up to be sexy but men don’t need to be cute or sexy so they don’t get to dress up at all. WTF. I miss the old Halloween, and do what I can to keep it alive.

  32. Devery
    Devery October 29, 2011 at 5:06 pm |

    On the off chance you haven’t seen the “Girls Costume Warehouse” bit: enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74

  33. Zack
    Zack October 29, 2011 at 5:57 pm |

    The Gloria Steinem costume needs to be paired with a Henry Kissinger costume for the lady’s male friend — but preferably one with the words “War Criminal” emblazoned across the torso. Actually it’s said that Kissinger ordered the assassination of a certain Italian prime minister (who was assassinated) so perhaps “Crime Boss” could be added.

  34. Karen
    Karen October 29, 2011 at 7:21 pm |

    The Cowardly Lion, in an alternate-tacky-universe Oz.

  35. stonebiscuit
    stonebiscuit October 29, 2011 at 7:54 pm |

    zuzu: You need a big hammer.

    I was thinking a sort of slutty Rosie the Riveter, so I think the big hammer will go nicely. With some squashed patriarchy on the bottom.

  36. blondegirl
    blondegirl October 29, 2011 at 8:42 pm |

    I have to wonder why it’s feminist to bash other women’s choices. I also wonder why it seems every feminist site thinks you can’t possibly be a feminist if you dress sexy on Halloween. I’ll wear what I like, thank you very much, and if you think I’m not a feminist because of my choice to wear fishnet stickings, all I can say is fvck you very much, and have a nice day!

  37. blondegirl
    blondegirl October 29, 2011 at 8:46 pm |

    If I may quite another article on this very site, “A lot of criticism of sex-positive feminism is really criticism of sexy women. It’s hard to find a piece that isn’t dripping with disgusted descriptions of women who wear high heels and shave their legs and then they giggle and they act all flirty and give blowjobs, oh my God. And it’s hard for me to see the difference between this and plain old slut-shaming. It always seems undercut with the implication that sexy women aren’t just unfeminist, they’re icky.

    If you treat sexy women with disgust and pity, you’re not protecting their rights; you’re just gleefully participating in their public humiliation. (You’re also often attacking them on a subject that’s highly intertwined with culture, class, age, and even body shape. Not everyone who looks “sexy” to you is doing it on purpose, much less doing it to serve the patriarchy.)”

    Go Pervocracy!!

  38. Juke
    Juke October 29, 2011 at 9:08 pm |

    @blondegirl: …Who’s bashing other women’s choices? I see plenty of people bemoaning the lack of selection for women’s costumes, and plenty of people mocking the tendency to make “sexy” Halloween costumes out of everything, but actually bashing the women who wear those clothes? Don’t see it.

  39. igglanova
    igglanova October 29, 2011 at 9:25 pm |

    stonebiscuit: How would you put together Sexy Smasher of the Dominant Patriarchal Paradigm? This is important.

    I think Fannie’s ‘Leftist Gender Warrior’ would fit the bill pretty well.

  40. Florence
    Florence October 29, 2011 at 11:49 pm |

    When I took the new baby to the pediatrician, she mentioned that she was going to dress up for Halloween in the office on Monday and that for the first time ever she got a nurse to dress up with her.

    “So I’m going to be a pea pod and my nurse will be a carrot.”

    “OMG. Have you guys investigated the influx of sexy costumes for Halloween?”

    “What do you mean?”

    “Well, you can’t just be a pea pod, you have to be a SEXY PEA POD.”

    “What.”

    “And your nurse will have to be a SEXY CARROT.”

    “Is there such a thing as a sexy pea pod?”*

    “Dude, someone out there is trying to capitalize on some kind of sexy vegetation every Halloween.”

    ______________
    * I have not yet found evidence of either a sexy pea pod or a sexy carrot costume in existence, but someone has to be into those giant white cartoon hands.

  41. zuzu
    zuzu October 30, 2011 at 12:26 am |

    Sean: Check out this op ed that draws parallels between Halloween and the Slut Walk protests http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-allen-halloween-sluts-20111030,0,6455906.story

    Oh, fucking Charlotte Allen.

  42. Bonn
    Bonn October 30, 2011 at 1:55 am |

    One site I looked at had just labeled everything “sassy” rather than “sexy.”

    Sassy Ninja Turtles. I just about died.

    I’m going to be a very un-sexy Hello Kitty. I saw some sexy Hello Kitty costumes and … felt confused. Some things just should not be made sassy/sexy.

  43. sprout
    sprout October 30, 2011 at 2:43 am |

    I just have to pipe in to give props to an old (straight, cis male) college friend of mine who posted on facebook today that he wondered why there were so many sexy halloween costumes for women but not any for men. So he made his own. Fluffy little red man shorts, and a silver across the chest warrior thing, complete with knee high sexy socks, a sword, blonde wig and *lots* of skin showing. He admitted it wasn’t actually very sexy… but he got a lot of attention, from both men and women.
    If we’re (as a society) going to do “sexy halloween” it really ought to be equal-opportunity ridiculousness for men and women.

  44. Rufus
    Rufus October 30, 2011 at 9:03 am |

    Does the Steinem costume come with a Kissinger counterpart? I’d like to dress up as a war criminal alongside by babe.

  45. Rufus
    Rufus October 30, 2011 at 9:05 am |

    @Kevin
    The Hillary costume has an accessory: A fake corpse of Gaddafi, who died before telling so many secrets about our lovely capitalist elites.

  46. sabrina
    sabrina October 30, 2011 at 9:50 am |

    @blondegirl,
    we aren’t criticizing women when we complain about the costumes. Women can choose to wear whatever they want and the majority of us would support that decision. Hell I went out in a skirt so short last year I couldn’t dance without holding down the fabric or my ass would have been shown to everyone. What we are bemoaning is the fact that we can’t find anything that’s not sexy to wear unless we want to spend a ton of money or make our own costume. Sometimes we like going as sexy fill in the blank, hence the suggestions for some pretty fucking awesome and creative costumes. Sometimes though, we want to dress up as something not sexy, and the only thing we are left with is the giant blow up unisex costumes.

  47. Karen
    Karen October 30, 2011 at 10:34 am |

    Blondegirl — I’m 48 years old, too damn old to be sexy. Please remember that some of us past age 25 would like to enjoy Halloween as well, and ‘sexy’ costumes mean we can’t. Enjoy your fishnets, but please remember that not everyone can wear sexy costumes, and those of us too old for sexy would like some options as well.

  48. historian
    historian October 30, 2011 at 10:43 am |

    Last year I went as a sexy whoopee cushion.

  49. EG
    EG October 30, 2011 at 10:45 am |

    I’m in my mid-thirties, and it’s not that I feel I’m too old to be sexy, but I’m far too old to think it’s a good idea to run around at the end of October in some flimsy piece of crap that barely covers my ass, because it is damn cold outside. I bought into that when I was in my teens, but these days, I don’t feel I have to freeze to prove how sexy I am.

  50. Fat Steve
    Fat Steve October 30, 2011 at 11:03 am |

    zuzu: Oh, fucking Charlotte Allen.

    Not the way I’d like to spend Halloween even if I wasn’t married.
    Just happy to celebrate our first Halloween back in a NY apartment building where no one will be ringing our doorbell.

    Whenever Halloween (or New Years eve, St Patricks Day or any ‘enforced fun’ holidays) comes along, I always think of this Dead Kennedy’s song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiySknl9zs0

    P.S. I totally get that people with kids want to take them out for fun and candy (I still love candy,) so this song is not directed at kids, or parents of said children. It’s aimed at the people who Caperton is indirectly poking fun at in this blog post. Which should be obvious from the lyrics.

  51. Q Grrl
    Q Grrl October 30, 2011 at 11:06 am |

    And pleeeze blondegirl — I’m a 44 year old dyke. I can rock the sexy, but I’m pretty damn sure it doesn’t look like the sexy that you want to own so badly. Go on with yer fishnets. I’ll come out with my hipwaders.

  52. Diana
    Diana October 30, 2011 at 11:16 am |

    stonebiscuit:
    HowwouldyouputtogetherSexySmasheroftheDominantPatriarchalParadigm?Thisisimportant.

    I’m not entirely sure, but Feminist Hulk might have some ideas…

  53. 1ceuponathyme
    1ceuponathyme October 30, 2011 at 11:28 am |

    I was particularly annoyed with the compulsory sexy costume last year, so a friend of mine went as Andy Warhol and I went as Valerie Solanas. I handed out copies of the SCUM manifesto and shot Andy every chance I got. I thoroughly enjoyed the looks I got from people who had no idea who Solonas was, especially when they read the manifesto.

  54. Glundank
    Glundank October 30, 2011 at 2:32 pm |

    zuzu: Oh, fucking Charlotte Allen.

    I can’t stand her either. She’s a professional troll.

  55. Hershele Ostropoler
    Hershele Ostropoler October 30, 2011 at 3:22 pm |

    (Sidenote: I think most professional sports would become more entertaining without pants.)

    I can appreciate a woman in a fencing jacket and nothing else. (Not epee. Epeeists do it all over.)

    A sexy woman in a blah costume > a blah woman in a soi-disant sexy costume.

    stonebiscuit: How would you put together Sexy Smasher of the Dominant Patriarchal Paradigm? This is important.

    Aren’t they all?

    (My girlfriend has been tossing around the idea of going as Rosie the Riveter. Not explicitly “sexy Rosie”, though)

    I think it was on here that I once read someone posting that they’d dressed as Sexy Bacon one year.

    Isn’t it all?

  56. Hershele Ostropoler
    Hershele Ostropoler October 30, 2011 at 3:37 pm |

    Er, blah-looking women. There are few blah people of any gender.

  57. Jaime
    Jaime October 30, 2011 at 6:35 pm |

    I know the “princess” trope is extremely problematic for many reasons, but I thought this was a great subversion of it and impossibly adorable, besides:

    http://boingboing.net/2011/10/30/princess-vader-the-cute-is-strong-in-this-one.html

  58. PeggyLuWho
    PeggyLuWho October 30, 2011 at 9:31 pm |

    I am Amelia Earhart this year. Knee high boots, aviator goggles, and a bomber jacket. Pretty damn hot, if I do say so myself. Last night was a zombie party, so I got to be brains eating Amelia Earhart.

  59. DianaH
    DianaH October 31, 2011 at 9:52 am |

    I made a Robin costume (the Young Justice version). I wore it out to my city’s Halloween festival on Saturday night and received some fun appreciation from various Bat-family members who were glad to see a reasonably accurate version of a Robin get-up instead of one more “sexy” version that looks nothing like the actual thing. Even a loner Nolanverse Batman liked it! I love how well this costume turned out; I think I’ll keep it around for cons.

    I like Halloween because it gives you an excuse to dress up like pretty much anything. Defaulting to animal ears and lingerie just seems boring.

  60. Sheelzebub
    Sheelzebub October 31, 2011 at 10:10 am |

    Yes, I’m horribly oppressive for being tired of the defacto requirement that I be sexeee. Shit. We don’t see sexy firefighter, sexy cop, sexy construction worker, sexy vampire, sexy superhero for men. We don’t see dudes in short shorts or ultra lowriders and shirtless on Halloween. We don’t see ready-made costumes like this for men. I’m sure it’s just a fluke.

  61. Andie
    Andie October 31, 2011 at 10:13 am |

    I found the only easy way to subvert the ‘sexy’ trope is to go with gory. Very very gory. Which is why I love zombie walks.

    The fun part is that you CAN do gory and sexy if you want to. Because choice, amirite?

  62. FashionablyEvil
    FashionablyEvil October 31, 2011 at 10:24 am |

    I can appreciate a woman in a fencing jacket and nothing else. (Not epee. Epeeists do it all over.)

    Including one of those charming plastic bra contraptions?

    (Have they made any major improvements to chest protectors in the 10 years since I last competed in fencing? I’m assuming it’s still plastic bras.)

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