Hey, many breasts make milk, right? It’s a function. And yet for some strange, totally inexplicable reason, this disembodied lactating-breast milk pitcher, complete with about a dozen nipples that “dispense according to stimulus,” makes my skin crawl. That, and the demo video that I will not embed nor encourage you to watch but will tell you involves this jug and kittens. And also, the hair.
Designer Christine Chin’s “Sentient Kitchen” collection also includes a breast baby bottle that “lactates in response to stimulus” (which, okay, I thought was kind of the point of baby bottles) and is accompanied by instructions on how to “prevent clogged ducts and mastitis.”