I’ve been carrying on a torrid text-message love affair with this guy. Are any of YOU Jill from Miami? Your boyfriend misses you.
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Awesome, truly.
A+, would lol again.
I’m confused.
LMFAO!!
The ending is heartbreaking, and hilarious. :-p
Aw, Jill, how could you just let that one go? He seemed like a real…prize.
He is more man than any other! I’m not sure what that means, or how you quantify such a thing. Maybe it depends on what bumper-sticker version of man-ness you ascribe to.
I know this is going to get my mean bitch card taken away, but I feel kind of sorry for him…
So I did too, but I am 95% sure he is trolling me. So I trolled back. I think we are equally fucking with each toher.
Hmmm…I find his claim of manliness is not substantiated by the official record. He is now deemed a catamaran.
Maybe he’s part man, part sea-faring-vessel. Which would make him more man than any other catamaran I’ve ever seen.
Well played, Jill. I LOLed.
Boy, he sure got offended at your attempt to avoid being heterosexist, didn’t it? Sounds like a REAL catch.
Ha! Well played.
You and Leila of The Leila Texts should collaborate!
I kinda take issue with the intro there. We ALL attract weirdos, because there are a lot of fucked up men out there who are encouraged by a fucked up society to believe that they’re entitled to harass women. Your intimations of self-blame make me a little squicky because this is something I’ve heard over and over again from women, usually uttered in sad tones: “*I* attract weirdos.”
I know that you’re probably well-informed enough to get this; I still think it’s not a great meme to perpetuate because so many women aren’t. I guess I can keep my mean bitch card! (No, really it’s something I’m always sad to hear from women because my younger mean bitch self did the same thing.)