Thank You Hater

So perfect, every day:


LYRICS:

Well hello friend Mister Insightful
Thank you for your comment on my little Youtube clip!
Most people say you’re cruel and spiteful,
But you’re right, how do I sleep at night? I am a massive prick.

They call you hater well they’re just jealous
Your constructive pearls of wisdom give me thrills I can’t deny
How will we know if you don’t tell us
We could improve our Youtube channels by “fucking off and dying”?

Some might say you are a…
Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
Cowardly, illitterate, waste of human skin,
Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
Cowardly, iliterat, waste of human skin,
But I say: thank you beautiful stranger.

I love the way you don’t upload things
You know we’d be too dazzled by your cinematic vision
But you’re there on every comment string
Where you teach us, just like Jesus but while wanking like a gibbon.

I’m really sure that if I met you
You probably wouldn’t rape me like you promised that you would
We are like “that”; I really get you
You’re right about that laughing kid, he is a total “cnut”.

(Samba instrumental)

You wished me cancer and misspelled “cancer”
But I know that it’s a metaphor. You hope that I will grow,
Just like the tumour you hoped would kill me
Inside the tits on which you said you’d also like a go.

You said that girls shouldn’t do funny
But you’d fuck me double hard and let your mates go after you.
Oh what a line you lovely honey.
Are you on e-harmony? Oo! I’ll join the queue!

Some might say you’re a…
sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
cowardly, illitterate, waste of human skin,
sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
cowardly, iliterate, waste of human skin.

But if it wasn’t for you my darling,
I would never have written this tune.
Some might say that You’re So Vain,
But this song is all about you!

About Jill

Jill began blogging for Feministe in 2005. She has since written as a weekly columnist for the Guardian newspaper and in April 2014 she was appointed as senior political writer for Cosmopolitan magazine.
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13 Responses to Thank You Hater

  1. Wirbelwind says:

    Haters gonna hate.

  2. librarygoose says:

    Andy and Mickey!

  3. wriggles says:

    How will we know if you don’t tell us

    Precisely.

  4. DoublyLinkedLists says:

    Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
    Cowardly, illiterate, waste of human skin

    An amazing phrase

  5. konkonsn says:

    I’m loving the choreography isn’t all women and men pairs…

  6. That is the best thing I’ve seen on YouTube for ages. Brilliant!

  7. may says:

    So universal and not just for the internetz!

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  9. Sylena Smith says:

    Well that was pretty awesome!

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  11. gingerest says:

    Beautiful. And carefully misspelling “illiterate” three different ways in the transcript adds a nice touch, Jill!

  12. Scott says:

    Thanks for the lyrics! As my hearing gets worse, they really helped!

  13. WHEOhio says:

    This has made my whole week fabulous.

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