Thank You Hater

So perfect, every day:


LYRICS:

Well hello friend Mister Insightful
Thank you for your comment on my little Youtube clip!
Most people say you’re cruel and spiteful,
But you’re right, how do I sleep at night? I am a massive prick.

They call you hater well they’re just jealous
Your constructive pearls of wisdom give me thrills I can’t deny
How will we know if you don’t tell us
We could improve our Youtube channels by “fucking off and dying”?

Some might say you are a…
Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
Cowardly, illitterate, waste of human skin,
Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
Cowardly, iliterat, waste of human skin,
But I say: thank you beautiful stranger.

I love the way you don’t upload things
You know we’d be too dazzled by your cinematic vision
But you’re there on every comment string
Where you teach us, just like Jesus but while wanking like a gibbon.

I’m really sure that if I met you
You probably wouldn’t rape me like you promised that you would
We are like “that”; I really get you
You’re right about that laughing kid, he is a total “cnut”.

(Samba instrumental)

You wished me cancer and misspelled “cancer”
But I know that it’s a metaphor. You hope that I will grow,
Just like the tumour you hoped would kill me
Inside the tits on which you said you’d also like a go.

You said that girls shouldn’t do funny
But you’d fuck me double hard and let your mates go after you.
Oh what a line you lovely honey.
Are you on e-harmony? Oo! I’ll join the queue!

Some might say you’re a…
sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
cowardly, illitterate, waste of human skin,
sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
cowardly, iliterate, waste of human skin.

But if it wasn’t for you my darling,
I would never have written this tune.
Some might say that You’re So Vain,
But this song is all about you!

13 comments for “Thank You Hater

  1. Wirbelwind
    June 8, 2012 at 3:48 pm

    Haters gonna hate.

  2. librarygoose
    June 8, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    Andy and Mickey!

  3. wriggles
    June 9, 2012 at 5:00 am

    How will we know if you don’t tell us

    Precisely.

  4. DoublyLinkedLists
    June 9, 2012 at 8:52 am

    Sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic,
    Cowardly, illiterate, waste of human skin

    An amazing phrase

  5. konkonsn
    June 9, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    I’m loving the choreography isn’t all women and men pairs…

  6. June 9, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    That is the best thing I’ve seen on YouTube for ages. Brilliant!

  7. may
    June 9, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    So universal and not just for the internetz!

  8. June 10, 2012 at 11:27 am

    Well that was pretty awesome!

  9. gingerest
    June 10, 2012 at 9:52 pm

    Beautiful. And carefully misspelling “illiterate” three different ways in the transcript adds a nice touch, Jill!

  10. Scott
    June 11, 2012 at 10:54 am

    Thanks for the lyrics! As my hearing gets worse, they really helped!

  11. June 11, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    This has made my whole week fabulous.

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