Planned Parenthood, like, totally stole pink. It was so wrong.

Karen Handel, once senior vice president for public policy for the Komen Foundation during the Planned Parenthood defunding controversy, has accused Planned Parenthood of stealing… pink. She made the accusation to the Family Research Council at an event promoting her new book, cleverly and succinctly titled Planned Bullyhood: The Truth Behind the Headlines about the Planned Parenthood Funding Battle with Susan G. Komen for the Cure.

Handel asserts that Planned Parenthood was having PR issues, and so they started talking about breast cancer, and then they made everything pink, but they don’t get to do that because they’re not about breast cancer but they want everyone to think they’re cool like Komen so they stole pink, they stole it and it’s not fair.

“The public scrutiny against Planned Parenthood was really growing. Planned Parenthood got that, and they knew they needed to embark on a kind of PR-image campaign,” Handel said. “And when they did that, they decided to make mammograms and that they were a primary of breast health services one of their key messages. As they did that, they talked so much about mammograms, it was drawing Komen into the abortion fight even deeper than the organization ever wanted to be.”

“To them, Planned Parenthood literally co-opted the color pink. And for most people the color pink is associated with what? The fight against breast cancer,” Handel continued. “But Planned Parenthood cloaked itself in that color. Their website changed to pink. Everything they did was pink, pink, pink. Wrapping themselves in what I would call, if you will, a cloak of legitimacy to gain credibility.”

Continued Handel, “Also, Planned Parenthood started wearing cheerleader skirts so everyone would think they were a cheerleader, but they’re so not and it’s so totally obvious. I’d feel sorry for them, but I, like, don’t.”

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126 Responses

  1. ChariD
    ChariD December 14, 2012 at 2:40 pm |

    What is it with Right-wingers and their need to have all their book titles 8 feet long and containing a colon?

    1. PDA
      PDA December 14, 2012 at 5:24 pm |

      What is it with Right-wingers and their need to have all their book titles 8 feet long and containing a colon?

      They are periphrastic assholes?

      1. macavitykitsune
        macavitykitsune December 14, 2012 at 7:58 pm |

        *GIGGLEFIT*

        1. mxe354
          mxe354 December 16, 2012 at 2:27 am |

          Same.

          And I’m so copying “*GIGGLEFIT*” in the near future. XD

      2. konkonsn
        konkonsn December 15, 2012 at 1:05 am |

        I had to look it up. :(

        English degree, why do you fail me?!

    2. HMK1
      HMK1 December 17, 2012 at 1:04 pm |

      Hmmm… I see… I know something that is 8 meters long and contains a colon…

  2. Li
    Li December 14, 2012 at 2:49 pm |

    literally co-opted

    Hmmm.

  3. Wordwizard
    Wordwizard December 14, 2012 at 2:53 pm |

    The cheerleader bit is just whimsy, right?

    1. Past my expiration date
      Past my expiration date December 14, 2012 at 6:00 pm |

      I really like the cheerleader part.

    2. Amelia the lurker
      Amelia the lurker December 15, 2012 at 6:21 pm |

      I don’t see how the cheerleader bit could not be tongue in cheek given that Planned Parenthood isn’t a person and thus can’t wear skirts.

  4. Alara Rogers
    Alara Rogers December 14, 2012 at 2:58 pm |

    I thought that for most people, the color pink is associated with Barbie.

    1. Tim
      Tim December 14, 2012 at 3:17 pm |

      The first thing that pops into my mind is Pepto-Bismol.

      1. GallingGalla
        GallingGalla December 14, 2012 at 5:17 pm |

        +1

      2. Computer Soldier Porygon
        Computer Soldier Porygon December 14, 2012 at 6:47 pm |

        NAUSEA, HEARTBURN, INDIGESTION, UPSET STOMACH, DIARRHEA!

        (the same feelings I got when reading this article)

    2. Amber
      Amber December 16, 2012 at 11:00 pm |

      True story:

      I work in advertising and both Pepto-Bismol, Barbie, and Susan G Komen have specific pinks that they use and will make you show them the exact color code you used before they approve creative.

      It should be noted, Planned Parenthood used something closer to Barbie than to Komen pink on their materials.

  5. macavitykitsune
    macavitykitsune December 14, 2012 at 3:03 pm |

    Fucking Komen, and fuck everybody related to Komen. There’s a reason I don’t buy breast cancer anything.

    1. amblingalong
      amblingalong December 15, 2012 at 2:43 pm |

      Am I wrong in thinking the people responsible for the whole PP flap were mostly removed? Maybe I just fell for clever PR, but I was under the impression that the bad actors were gone.

      1. matlun
        matlun December 15, 2012 at 3:28 pm |

        AFAIK you are correct. And at least Karen Handel was definitely removed.

  6. pheenobarbidoll
    pheenobarbidoll December 14, 2012 at 3:09 pm |

    You can steal colors?

    I CALL PURPLE!!!

    1. Andie
      Andie December 14, 2012 at 3:47 pm |

      Dibs on Chartreuse!

      1. Amelia the lurker
        Amelia the lurker December 15, 2012 at 6:22 pm |

        You bastard!

    2. Briznecko
      Briznecko December 14, 2012 at 4:00 pm |

      Dibbs on puke green!

    3. macavitykitsune
      macavitykitsune December 14, 2012 at 4:26 pm |

      Did you say purple?

      WELL I’M GREEN.

      *obscure B5 joke*

      1. SamLL
        SamLL December 14, 2012 at 5:50 pm |

        Well, nothing for it but to put on our armbands and start fighting.

        1. Jadey
          Jadey December 14, 2012 at 6:43 pm |

          IVANOVAAAAAAA

        2. macavitykitsune
          macavitykitsune December 14, 2012 at 7:01 pm |

          *CHARGES AT BOTH OF YOU*

        3. pheenobarbidoll
          pheenobarbidoll December 15, 2012 at 12:03 am |

          Warning- I may be small, but I’m fast and meaner than I look.

          THIS

          IS

          SPARTA!!!!!!!!!

        4. pheenobarbidoll
          pheenobarbidoll December 15, 2012 at 12:05 am |

          Also- fun fact: If you battle cry that in wal mart, people WILL move.

    4. Amber
      Amber December 16, 2012 at 11:03 pm |

      Your aura is PURPLE! It’s purple!

  7. pheenobarbidoll
    pheenobarbidoll December 14, 2012 at 3:09 pm |

    And green. Green is now MINE.

    1. Anon21
      Anon21 December 14, 2012 at 3:21 pm |

      Come on, two whole colors, all for you? Spread the wealth a little!

      1. speedbudget
        speedbudget December 16, 2012 at 8:18 am |

        Oh, now you want color redistribution? What are you, some kind of pinko commie socialist?

    2. macavitykitsune
      macavitykitsune December 14, 2012 at 4:26 pm |

      Jesus. I should have scrolled. *giggling helplessly now*

    3. DouglasG
      DouglasG December 14, 2012 at 10:41 pm |

      Purple and green? You’ll be Wimbledon.

  8. Tim
    Tim December 14, 2012 at 3:16 pm |

    As they did that, they talked so much about mammograms, it was drawing Komen into the abortion fight even deeper than the organization ever wanted to be.

    Is there any possible parsing of that sentence or its context that could make it make the slightest bit of sense?

    And if we’re claiming colors, I want chartreuse for my very own. Both green and yellow.

    1. Andie
      Andie December 14, 2012 at 3:47 pm |

      Ahh dang it. Beat me to it!

      At this rate, I’m going to be left with baby-shit yellow. *sigh*

      1. Briznecko
        Briznecko December 14, 2012 at 4:02 pm |

        I’ll take it! I think it’s beauuutifulll!

    2. SunlessNick
      SunlessNick December 14, 2012 at 7:53 pm |

      As far as I can tell, it translates as “they talked about all the medical services they provide as well as abortions, and that included breast cancer screenings – but since we’re all about breast cancer, we look bad for not supporting them, and that’s not fair.”

  9. mary
    mary December 14, 2012 at 3:17 pm |

    “And when they did that, they decided to make mammograms and that they were a primary of breast health services one of their key messages. As they did that, they talked so much about mammograms, it was drawing Komen into the abortion fight even deeper than the organization ever wanted to be.”

    Why those BASTARDS, providing and promoting cancer screenings that could save women’s lives.

    1. SunlessNick
      SunlessNick December 14, 2012 at 7:55 pm |

      And making us look bad for opposing them, it’s not fair!

  10. gratuitous_violet
    gratuitous_violet December 14, 2012 at 3:20 pm |

    Oh, wow. Sorry, komen foundation, I’d play you a song but I left my tiny violin next to the stirrups at Planned Parenthood’s new abortionplex.

    Robin’s Egg Blue, FTW!

    1. SophiaBlue
      SophiaBlue December 14, 2012 at 3:31 pm |

      Excuse me, but i think I have clearly claimed all shades of blue by virtue of it being in my name. Anyone attempting to co-opt any shade of blue from me will be the subject of a scathing lecture.

      1. gratuitous_violet
        gratuitous_violet December 14, 2012 at 3:58 pm |

        I can abide by your logic, since it means I get my other favorite crayon, purple mountain’s majesty, by virtue of my handle. Excellent!

  11. Drahill
    Drahill December 14, 2012 at 3:40 pm |

    Komen, frankly, shouldn’t ever talk about co-opting or stealing anything. Just for kicks one day, take some blood pressure medication and google “Komen Trademark Disputes.” Komen claims to own everything from the pink ribbon to the phrase “for the cure.” They’ve very literally forced smaller charities out of business (like Kites for a Cure) by claiming that they have a trademark on it. They are among the worst abusers of IP laws in this country, and frankly, it warms my heart to see them in this kind of position.

  12. Ian Wright
    Ian Wright December 14, 2012 at 3:48 pm |

    Fuschia is mine!

    I hate that colour, but I figure if I claim it I can keep other people from using it and I won’t ever have to see it again. That’s how this works, right?

    In other unrelated related topics, I am shocked to learn that Handel is deeply entitled and not entirely in touch with reality. Shocked, I say.

    1. RoryBorealis
      RoryBorealis December 14, 2012 at 10:10 pm |

      Cool, I’ll take puce for the same reason. Ew, puce.

      1. macavitykitsune
        macavitykitsune December 14, 2012 at 10:24 pm |

        Truly, you are both heroes.

      2. Valoniel
        Valoniel December 14, 2012 at 10:28 pm |

        I was going to take Puce for that exact reason…but then I realised that I’d own Puce, and I”m just not that altruistic.

  13. Jadey
    Jadey December 14, 2012 at 4:07 pm |

    Dibs on ultraviolet and infrared.

    INVISIBLE JADEY.

    1. tomek
      tomek December 14, 2012 at 5:58 pm |

      most of those whom i know can see infored. it is conspiracy what say most cannot see. most can.

      1. Alexandra
        Alexandra December 15, 2012 at 5:13 am |

        Wat

        No, rly, wat

      2. amblingalong
        amblingalong December 15, 2012 at 2:44 pm |

        most of those whom i know can see infored. it is conspiracy what say most cannot see. most can.

        Just when you think it can’t get any weirder.

        1. matlun
          matlun December 15, 2012 at 3:33 pm |

          Weird indeed. By the very definition of infrared light – if you can see it, that is not it.

      3. Amelia the lurker
        Amelia the lurker December 15, 2012 at 6:25 pm |

        All of Tomek’s friends are snakes.

        1. scrumby
          scrumby December 15, 2012 at 7:13 pm |

          Are we sure Tomek isn’t a snake? Typing with a tail or tongue is a good reason to eschew capitalization what with the whole hitting two keys at once thing.

      4. tomek
        tomek December 16, 2012 at 6:40 pm |

        i confuse infored with laser beam. laser beam can be see, if you spray a spray in the air of it. infored you cannot see you are correct

    2. moviemaedchen
      moviemaedchen December 14, 2012 at 7:13 pm |

      I claim the ENTIRE electromagnetic spectrum! With my time machine, so I can claim it before this thread even started! I demand royalties from all of you, now.

      Seriously, fuck Komen.

    3. GaryW
      GaryW December 14, 2012 at 8:12 pm |

      Don’t do it! Snakes can see infrared, you’ll be a sitting duck for any and all Parselmouths. (I can only assume they’re also Parseleyed)

      1. librarygoose
        librarygoose December 14, 2012 at 10:56 pm |

        This is brilliant.

        1. moviemaedchen
          moviemaedchen December 15, 2012 at 11:40 am |

          Now I have an image of Voldemort with a live duck in his mouth. o_O

      2. Jadey
        Jadey December 15, 2012 at 3:03 pm |

        I keep mis-reading “Parseleyed” as “parsley-eyed” anyway, so I was just confused.

  14. Anna
    Anna December 14, 2012 at 4:24 pm |

    I maintain a blog for one of Planned Parenthood’s many affiliates, and the top complaint we get about it from far and wide is that people don’t like the blaring pink. If we stole pink, I’d love to give it back! :P

    (Not speaking on behalf of Planned Parenthood here.)

    1. Anna in PDX
      Anna in PDX December 24, 2012 at 12:39 pm |

      I am very annoyed at PP for the garish pink they use. It really bugs the hell out of me. Why pink? such a dorky color and all over my email screen every time they send me a message. So, can’t you do something as an insider? Let them go to some nice easy on the eyes color other than that horrible Barbie pink – like for example cobalt blue, or something. Or teal, I can deal with teal.

  15. macavitykitsune
    macavitykitsune December 14, 2012 at 4:30 pm |

    Well fine, I get black and white. :P

    1. Jadey
      Jadey December 14, 2012 at 4:41 pm |

      Technically, by claiming white, you get the WHOLE SPECTRUM. :D

      1. macavitykitsune
        macavitykitsune December 14, 2012 at 6:32 pm |

        I know. *smirks*

        ALL UR COLOUR R BELONG TO US

    2. SunlessNick
      SunlessNick December 14, 2012 at 7:49 pm |

      As I am sunless, I assert a prior claim to black. Although I will settle for the colour of starlight.

      1. macavitykitsune
        macavitykitsune December 14, 2012 at 7:59 pm |

        Technically it’s not black at night, more like deepest blue…

  16. shfree
    shfree December 14, 2012 at 4:45 pm |

    Octarine. I get the color of MAGIC.

    1. librarygoose
      librarygoose December 14, 2012 at 5:19 pm |

      Damn, you got to it before me.

  17. pheenobarbidoll
    pheenobarbidoll December 14, 2012 at 5:05 pm |

    *sneaks off with the entire rainbow tucked into my pocket*

    Who says lock picking is a dead art?

  18. Mel
    Mel December 14, 2012 at 5:43 pm |

    This reminds me of the time a bunch of evangelical Christians, during Albuquerque Pride, were bemoaning how the gay people had stolen the rainbow, which apparently is trademarked by God or something.

    1. scrumby
      scrumby December 15, 2012 at 7:23 pm |

      There is an entire “Take back the rainbow” movement. I once got a hold of one of their stickers and gave it to my best hulking, bull-dyke buddy at college. She stuck it to her laptop and wrate “you can try” underneath.

    2. Radiant Sophia
      Radiant Sophia December 16, 2012 at 4:31 am |

      Strangely, where I live (Iowa), a large portion of supporters of the pride parade are local Christian churches.

  19. matlun
    matlun December 14, 2012 at 6:10 pm |

    But Planned Parenthood cloaked itself in that color [...] Wrapping themselves in [...] a cloak of legitimacy to gain credibility.

    You learn something every day.
    The cloak of legitimacy is apparently pink.

    1. PeggyLuWho
      PeggyLuWho December 16, 2012 at 3:40 am |

      If I order The Cloak of Legitimacy on Amazon, can I get it in two days with Prime shipping?

    2. Radiant Sophia
      Radiant Sophia December 16, 2012 at 3:54 am |

      Historically the Cloak of Legitimacy is purple (or a vibrant shade of blue). My how things change.

  20. Li
    Li December 14, 2012 at 7:03 pm |

    Yeah, typical. By the time I get around, seems the only thing left is taupe.

    1. Dr. Free-Ride
      Dr. Free-Ride December 14, 2012 at 8:33 pm |

      I think ecru might also be available.

    2. Jadey
      Jadey December 14, 2012 at 10:04 pm |

      Hey, the colour of the universe is beige! Said so on QI.

    3. Amelia the lurker
      Amelia the lurker December 15, 2012 at 6:27 pm |

      I think ochre is still up for grabs.

  21. Kasabian
    Kasabian December 14, 2012 at 7:31 pm |

    THEN I’LL MAKE MY OWN COLORS. BEHOLD! FTZPZINK!

  22. librarygoose
    librarygoose December 14, 2012 at 7:31 pm |

    How ’bout gray? I can totally have gray right?

    1. macavitykitsune
      macavitykitsune December 14, 2012 at 7:57 pm |

      49 shades or less only!

      1. khw
        khw December 14, 2012 at 8:19 pm |

        for the win!!!

      2. librarygoose
        librarygoose December 14, 2012 at 8:30 pm |

        …nevermind. They can have all the shades. Bleh.

    2. kat
      kat December 15, 2012 at 1:02 am |

      Okay but I take grey. Its not just about the tea but its cooler cause it’s spelled different.

  23. thinksnake
    thinksnake December 14, 2012 at 7:53 pm |

    As long as aubergine is still going…

    1. thinksnake
      thinksnake December 14, 2012 at 10:34 pm |

      Or maybe gunmetal.

  24. A4
    A4 December 14, 2012 at 8:24 pm |

    She should talk to carrots. You would not BELIEVE the things they say about oranges. Talk about “literally co-opting” a color…

    1. Emily
      Emily December 16, 2012 at 4:51 am |

      That analogy is pretty much perfect here because the carrots are 100% wrong. The colour orange was named for the fruit and carrots were specially bred to change them from purple to.orange.

      1. speedbudget
        speedbudget December 16, 2012 at 8:26 am |

        Do you have a link to some carrot history? That little blurb of a comment you left is fascinating. I did a little Googling, but I’m not finding anything that’s either easy to read or talking about the color change.

        1. Nanani
          Nanani December 16, 2012 at 11:31 pm |

          No link but maybe knowing that the Dutch did it (because ORANGE!!) will help in your searching?

        2. Michelle
          Michelle December 17, 2012 at 8:18 am |

          http://www.carrotmuseum.co.uk/history5.html

          The carrot museum explains everything you might ever wonder about the history of carrots. I am strangely proud of being able to share this with someone.

  25. ellid
    ellid December 14, 2012 at 9:18 pm |

    Actually, when I think of pink I think of Malibu Barbie.

  26. The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
    The Kittehs' Unpaid Help December 14, 2012 at 9:52 pm |

    PP co-opted pink? I wish someone would tell Target et al. I nearly get pink nausea just walking past clothes or toy sections aimed at girls.

    1. Valoniel
      Valoniel December 14, 2012 at 10:19 pm |

      - __ – La Senza. I’ve literally had to down migraine meds after unexpectedly turning a corner to find one of those staring at me.

      1. Jadey
        Jadey December 15, 2012 at 12:05 am |

        *shudder* Now I’m imagining a La Senza next to a Lush (it must happen somewhere). The only way the sensory overload could be worse would be if I was simultaneously being rubbed with sandpaper while emery boards were run over styrofoam next to my ears.

        1. Valoniel
          Valoniel December 15, 2012 at 12:36 pm |

          Wow, Jadey, that was…brain-scrapingly detailed. Ow.

        2. debbie
          debbie December 16, 2012 at 1:56 am |

          I actually flinched when I read that.

        3. RuthieG
          RuthieG December 16, 2012 at 4:36 pm |

          Princes Street in Edinburgh. It’s only been like that for a couple of weeks but they are right next to each other.

  27. Andy
    Andy December 14, 2012 at 9:53 pm |

    Turquoise, please.

    1. Jodi
      Jodi December 17, 2012 at 4:42 pm |

      Darn! Guess I’ll have to go with lime, then.

  28. Erin
    Erin December 14, 2012 at 11:32 pm |

    I have a bright pink Planned Parenthood t-shirt that I got from the affiliate I worked for…in 2006.

    Fuck you, Karen Handel.

  29. Kerandria
    Kerandria December 15, 2012 at 12:39 am |

    Fuck corporate charity.

    I can’t believe scarlet is still available! *mine*

  30. konkonsn
    konkonsn December 15, 2012 at 1:12 am |

    Calling brown.

    Y’all are so dapper. Whatever happened to looking drab?

    (My wardrobe is consistently brown and blue).

  31. AMM
    AMM December 15, 2012 at 8:39 am |

    Continued Handel, “Also, Planned Parenthood started wearing cheerleader skirts …

    Did someone say cheerleader skirts? As in, short cheerleader skirts?

    I can see they know how to get guys on board with what they’re doing. (Well, straight guys, at least.)

    1. konkonsn
      konkonsn December 15, 2012 at 8:12 pm |

      Really? ^_-

    2. Colin Day
      Colin Day December 15, 2012 at 11:02 pm |

      But what if it’s guys wearing the skirts?

      1. macavitykitsune
        macavitykitsune December 16, 2012 at 12:14 am |

        You assume that no men are into that.

        (You also assume that no women are into that.)

        This is patently not the case. :P

        1. librarygoose
          librarygoose December 16, 2012 at 12:40 am |

          Yes, I concur Mac. More skirts on men.

        2. Denise Winters
          Denise Winters December 16, 2012 at 1:28 am |

          The first thing that crosses my mind when Planned Parenthood and cheerleading is mentioned is radical cheerleaders, certainly a group that is no stranger to men in skirts. But maybe its just me that automatically made that leap.

        3. Colin Day
          Colin Day December 16, 2012 at 9:27 am |

          I assumed AMM meant having straight guys looking at women in skirts.

          But hey, I’ll wear a cheerleader skirt!

        4. Colin Day
          Colin Day December 16, 2012 at 9:28 am |

          Oh, no. I’m into that. Perhaps I misunderstood AMM.

      2. AMM
        AMM December 16, 2012 at 7:57 am |

        But what if it’s guys wearing the skirts?

        Why not?

        I know guys who’d enjoy wearing them, me included.

        And I’m pretty sure there are people (of both genders) who’d enjoy looking at guys wearing them (assuming it was done well, of course.)

        This conjures up in my mind a image of Planned Parenthood offices across the country where everyone (men as well as women) wears pink cheerleading uniforms with two script letter “P”s on the front and back in silver glitter.

        And pink pom-poms, of course.

        In reality, of course, we’d all die of pink poisoning, but it’s a fun idea.

        1. Colin Day
          Colin Day December 16, 2012 at 9:31 am |

          The way you phrased it, I thought you meant straight guys looking at women in skirts.

        2. AMM
          AMM December 16, 2012 at 7:08 pm |

          The way you phrased it, I thought you meant straight guys looking at women in skirts.

          I did.

          But then you brought up the topic of _men_ in (cheerleader) skirts, a subject near and dear to my heart. The rest is, as they say, history.

  32. Angiportus
    Angiportus December 15, 2012 at 6:37 pm |

    RGB 40-0-0…Mine! And I’ve been sick of the Komen crap for a long time.

  33. Cactus Wren
    Cactus Wren December 15, 2012 at 9:49 pm |

    I claim French ultramarine, alizarin crimson, and Payne’s gray.

    And cosmic latte.

  34. Sheila
    Sheila December 16, 2012 at 12:05 am |

    I claim black. I am willing to share it with fellow darklings though.

    But let’s get real. Isn’t pink associated with girls and women? And don’t people associate reproductice health with women (despite the fact that men have reproductive bits as well)? So wouldn’t pink and reproductive health therefore go together well?

  35. DSJ
    DSJ December 16, 2012 at 1:47 am |

    Ruffled clam is mine! Bwahahahaha

    (And god did I need this thread today)

  36. PeggyLuWho
    PeggyLuWho December 16, 2012 at 3:56 am |

    This is the most fun thread since the hats. I’m calling Pantone 3248

  37. speedbudget
    speedbudget December 16, 2012 at 8:30 am |

    Yellow No. 5 is miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

  38. Shay'a'chern
    Shay'a'chern December 16, 2012 at 11:54 am |

    Crimson and celadon for me!

  39. bleh
    bleh December 16, 2012 at 2:08 pm |

    Is azure available? I’m up for azure. And srsly, they should see my new CB2 rug – talk about cloaking oneself (or one’s home) in pink ;)

  40. spongleflipper
    spongleflipper December 18, 2012 at 9:22 am |

    Those socialists in the Republican party stole red.

    I have a great feminist argument against abortion: “Pregnant women who need abortions need them because of the patriarchy, so denying women the abortions they need will end the patriarchy somehow.”

    Plant Parenthood stole a terrible color because #ffcc33 is the best coloUr ever and I have a question:

    Should it be illegal to get an abortion if you’re not pregnant? Because I feel that abortion would be the right choice because I can’t afford to raise a child and I will have to quit my nonexistent job but I am a cismale virgin so I am not pregnant yet so what should I do.

    No, I don’t know the point of this post.

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