[Update: Okay, so I'm a sucker. It's satire. Wishful thinking on my part, I suppose.]
Well, you’ve done it now, Minnesota. You’ve gone and okayed same-sex marriage, and now Michele Bachmann is leaving.
Congresswoman Michele Bachman threatened to leave Minnesota today if the state goes ahead with its plans to legalize gay marriage.
In an interview with a local television station, the conservative firebrand said she believes God will destroy Minneapolis once the legislation is enacted, and wants to be far away when the reckoning happens.
No, don’t go, Michele. Really. Minnesota is begging you. Stay. Well, darn, there she goes.