If Doug Was a Guard Cat
Dog Bites King’s Bear: A guard dog has ripped apart a collection of rare teddy bears, including one once owned by Elvis Presley, during a rampage at a children’s museum. “He just went berserk,” said Daniel Medley, general manager of the Wookey Hole Caves near Wells, England, where hundreds of bears were chewed up Tuesday [...]
...read moreYou Just Know It’s Bad When a Nun Takes Planned Parenthood’s Side
Ah, Dawn Eden. Such a special strain of hypocritical religious nutbag you are. What’s got Dawn in a lather this time? Seems that an anti-abortion group in Long Island got its abstinence-only education program defunded after the group’s executive director falsely claimed that Planned Parenthood was promoting bestiality: In a setback for his program to [...]
...read moreHumor Break
Things are getting a little intense in comments, so for a little break, a video. Enjoy.
...read moreSnakes! In a Car!
Woman finds 20 snakes in her car. Where’s Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?
...read moreHappy Birthday, Butterstick
One year old.
...read moreL.A. Cancels Bikini Contest for the Kitties
What a stupid idea. Since taking office last summer, Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa has urged his employees to be creative and think outside the box. Taking that advice to heart, the chief of the Los Angeles Animal Services Department paired with a Hooters restaurant in Hollywood for a bikini contest to raise money for city neutering [...]
...read moreHow to Train a Man
Here’s an idea for the recalcitrant man in your life: train him like a dolphin. These minor annoyances are not the stuff of separation and divorce, but in sum they began to dull my love for Scott. I wanted — needed — to nudge him a little closer to perfect, to make him into a [...]
...read moreKilling. Machines.
We had a deal, alligators. You can stay in Florida and Louisiana and Texas, with people who understand you. With people who take it in stride when you attack little old ladies or knock on their doors. But when you cross the Mason-Dixon line? Oh, it’s on.
...read moreAlpha Males
One thing that always comes up in discussions of Nice Guys™ is the idea that in order to be a “success” with women, one should act like an Alpha Male. Ah, yes, the Alpha Male idea. It’s a concept readily invoked by Nice Guys™ and evo-psych types, who love to wave in the general direction [...]
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