Lumpy
It is absolutely impossible to get a decent picture of Doug. He’s either darting around like he has rabies or his white fur reflects the camera flash and he glows like Jesus’ halo. This picture would have been close to his actual color and shape, but goddammit, it came out blurry so you can’t see [...]
...read moreWhy Make the Bed?
Before I grabbed the camera, I caught Doug licking Pablo again. By the time I got back to my room they were pretending to sleep. Sneaky little dudes. As much as Pablo protests, he likes teh gay off-camera. In other news we got to visit three-week-old kittens on Ethan’s birthday. They were so cute even [...]
...read moreMy Cats Exist To Turn Perfectly Good Food Into Waste
After cleaning the nasty litter box last night, I think I need me one of these.
...read moreSpecial Guest Appearance
Meet Merle. He has his own special quilt. Precious, no? And by precious I mean fat.
...read morePower Line
This is so telling: I am duty-bound to report the talk of the New Orleans warehouse district last night: there was rejoicing (well, there would have been without the curfew, but the few people I saw on the streets were excited) when the power came back on for blocks on end. Kevin Tibbles was positively [...]
...read moreThe Least Attractive Picture of My Cats Ever Taken
To be fair, they were high on catnip.
...read moreHappy Kitty
Time for some feel-good blogging. Pablo, the unusually unaffectionate cat, is treating me like his own personal playground. Climbing all over my lap, my desk, sitting on the keyboard, laying on the mouse, and rubbing his tail in my face. Today he can’t get enough affection. I happened to catch this picture when he stopped [...]
...read moreCat Question
The boyfriend requests some assistance: You have two cats in a 600 sq. ft. apartment. They poop a lot. What kinds of food and litter would you use to reduce the smell of excretia?
...read moreVery Bad Kitty
Doug and I have been having some problems. Ever since Ethan rediscovered the wonder of puzzles, I’ve been going out and buying up tons of them at thrift shops. The biggest one the two of us have embarked on is 500 pieces, a massive project for the little one. We worked long and hard on [...]
...read moreIn Which Ethan Tortures the Cats
This was taken shortly before Doug bit Ethan on the arm. This was taken shortly before Pablo bit Ethan on the arm. Both cats approached us of their own free will. Big mistake.
...read moreAnd a Quiz for Friday
I’m a “real man.” Score. You’re David Johansen, the lead singer of the New York Dolls. You are a sexy bitch who growls like a werewolf but can swagger better than Jagger. You’re confident, hipper than everyone, and you know it. You’re not afraid to wear women’s clothes because you’re a real man. No one [...]
...read moreThis Cat Hates America
This cat hates America. No, this cat hates the east-coast liberal elite. This cat is clearly offended by the other cat and will now blog about party loyalty, sell-outs, and how no one cares about “the important shit.” Then he’ll cover a turd with sand.
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