General

Special Guest Appearance

Meet Merle. He has his own special quilt. Precious, no? And by precious I mean fat.

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The Least Attractive Picture of My Cats Ever Taken

To be fair, they were high on catnip.

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Very Bad Kitty

Doug and I have been having some problems. Ever since Ethan rediscovered the wonder of puzzles, I’ve been going out and buying up tons of them at thrift shops. The biggest one the two of us have embarked on is 500 pieces, a massive project for the little one. We worked long and hard on [...]

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And a Quiz for Friday

I’m a “real man.” Score. You’re David Johansen, the lead singer of the New York Dolls. You are a sexy bitch who growls like a werewolf but can swagger better than Jagger. You’re confident, hipper than everyone, and you know it. You’re not afraid to wear women’s clothes because you’re a real man. No one [...]

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This Cat Hates America

This cat hates America. No, this cat hates the east-coast liberal elite. This cat is clearly offended by the other cat and will now blog about party loyalty, sell-outs, and how no one cares about “the important shit.” Then he’ll cover a turd with sand.

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