Things to Not Put on a Tampon
Vodka. I’m also 97% sure that “putting vodka on a tampon and then getting drunk through your vagina (or butt)” is an urban legend on par with Rainbow Parties. Has someone probably tried it once or twice? Surely. Human beings are both amazing and awful (and amazingly awful). We are the best creatures, and we [...]
...read moreThe Best Thing You Will Read Today
A man IMs with his cat. Thanks Florence!
...read moreYet another Sexy Halloween
The Sexy [insert noun here] Halloween costumes just don’t go away. If anything, I think they’re getting even more ridiculous, or at least less recognizable as anything but a Victoria’s Secret Angel who’s the victim of a horrible prank–seriously, this is a macaw? Not to mention the Sexy Baseball Player costume that is literally just [...]
...read more
The Only Girl In The Group
This is a guest post by Meghan O’Neill.
Hi. It’s Meghan. I’m a comedian. I mostly work in sketch comedy and I once belonged to a sketch group where I was…get ready for it…THE ONLY GIRL IN THE GROUP! [...] a lot of the time, I was the author of those sketches. I was writing myself as the part of the patient wife or the bitchy girlfriend or the silent, sexy old lady and giving the spotlight to some other male person. On a good day, you’d call that generous. On a really good day, you’d call that stupid! Why would any writer/actor give up their best parts?!
Your tax dollars at work.
This is what TSA will do when they inspect a bag you checked and find a, um, “personal item”:
...read moreFlick Chicks
A guide to women in the movies, by Mindy Kaling.
...read more
Drunk Mooses Wreaking Havoc in Sweden
Move over bears, there’s a new animal threat in town: Inebriated mooses (meese? moose?). An inebriated moose trying to get more fermenting apples apparently lost its balance and ended up stuck in an apple tree in Sweden, The Local website reported. After returning home from work Tuesday evening, Per Johansson of Saro heard bellowing from [...]
...read more
What’s in your basket?
I am Cat-Lady Cry-Fest + Hottie Health Nut + SO MUCH CHEESE. I wonder what that says about me.
...read more
There should be a law.
I agree with all of these proposed laws for New York City (especially the standing in line for ten minutes and then not knowing what you want, jesus). Commenters have made some terrible suggestions (banning businesses with AC from leaving their doors wide open? Yes, it’s environmentally disastrous, but that rush of cold air when [...]
...read moreQueerer Than Thou
This so reminds me of some of my friends. Some of us queer folks are really invested in our labels. Sometimes YouTube produces some gold. Kind of problematic that the trans feminine person barely gets a mention, though!
...read more
Are you guys reading Carefree White Girl?
You should definitely be reading Carefree White Girl.
...read moreWhile we struggle to attract women to tech, the skeptics already have a plan.
Transcript after the jump.
...read more



Recent Comments