PETA to start a porn site, because of course.
I don’t see what could possibly go wrong with this plan: Instead of focusing on anti-fur, the porn site will raise awareness of veganism, said Rajt. “We really want to grab people’s attention, get them talking and to question the status quo and ultimately take action, because the best way we can help the greatest [...]
...read moreRelationship Advice – Marriage 101
Okay…all the single women gather ’round and I will share with you the vast bounty of my relationship knowledge. I know the key to getting married! And since obviously every female person is desirous of a state sanctioned relationship with a single dude, I am providing this information to you. I know each of you [...]
...read moreStop putting bathing suit pictures on Facebook, you trollops.
You are encouraging men to think of you like screwdrivers: Something I never really wanted to post about, but feel I have to, because I don’t think that young women quite understand the problem. Yesterday when I logged onto Facebook, I had several pictures of college co-eds in bathing suits, who are friends on Facebook, [...]
...read moreBreaking: Blood is Red
Even when it comes out of your vagina. American menstrual product manufacturers have finally taken notice, and menstruators across the United States are thrilled to learn that they are not, in fact, freaks of nature because they don’t bleed blue.
...read moreBlogs for women are bad for women
But they’re really good for Susannah Breslin, who has gotten her bills paid by ForbesWoman, The Frisky, and The XX Factor (and also Esquire and Playboy, which I’m pretty sure are magazines for men). Also: Susannah Breslin is an American writer best known for creating the blog The Reverse Cowgirl and for her on-camera reporting [...]
...read moreHow many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Shut the f*ck up everyone who is not able to understand that sometimes, there’s nothing more complicated here than Funny Book Is Funny. Nobody is suggesting that there’s a connection between Adam Mansbach’s book and child abuse or child neglect. Still, there’s no denying the reason “Go the F*** to Sleep” should be kept out [...]
...read moreYou know who definitely does not get enough attention?
Young white navel-gazing men who have extreme narcissism issues but are somehow lauded as representing Everyman because they’re willing to detail their masturbation habits.
...read moreShorter Scott Adams: Men are naturally rapists, cheaters and dick-pic-texters (and maybe Scott Adams likes pegging?)
How I knew this post was going to be terrible: 1. It’s by Scott Adams. 2. It’s called “pegs and holes.” 3. You can probably guess who’s the peg and who’s the hole. 4. There’s a strained metaphor about zebras and lions and watering holes. 5. You can guess who’s the zebra and who’s the [...]
...read moreFlorida: Targeting the poor, refusing to protect children
Two new laws on the books in Florida: One to require drug tests for welfare recipients, and one that makes it illegal for doctors to ask patients about their firearms. Interesting priorities. Testing welfare recipients for drugs is a massive waste of taxpayer dollars, and a major privacy invasion. It’s been found unconstitutional in some [...]
...read moreSexting is now a national scandal
This is a pretty solid summary of the Weiner press conference last night. I am still unclear on (1) why anyone cares, and (2) why Weiner didn’t just come out from the beginning and say, “Yeah, I sent some sexy photos to women on the internet, which was hugely stupid and has now bitten me [...]
...read more“Forty Beads; The Simple, Sexy Secret for Transforming Your Marriage” is not what it sounds like.
Yes, the book Forty Beads; The Simple, Sexy Secret for Transforming Your Marriage does involve forty beads as a way to improve your sex life. However, none of them go into anyone’s orifices. Fooled me! Carolyn Evans’ book Forty Beads; The Simple, Sexy Secret for Transforming Your Marriage proposes that married couples save (or merely [...]
...read moreThings to sext other than dick pics
In the aftermath of the Anthony Weiner weiner-scandal, the Washington Post asks women what kind of sexts (as they kids say) they’d appreciate receiving. Women ™ say: “I would like a photo of a made bed,” says Kathryn Roberts, who works at a law firm in Washington. “I would take rose petals, but I want [...]
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