Vanity

You’re welcome, America.

You’re welcome, America.

I think it’s fair that I take credit for this. (“The U.S. passed France as the world’s largest wine-consuming nation for the first time, lifted by its larger population and an interest in wine-and-cheese culture among young Americans.”)

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In Defense of Cat Ladies

In Defense of Cat Ladies

Like Sloane Crosley, I am a New York City cat lady, at least insofar as I own one cat. Just one. And I wish he were a dog. But cats do make much more sense in the city.

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The Things We Carry

About four months ago I decided to move from my sunny apartment in San Francisco back to my seaside Maine homeland. Over the course of a month I packed up a life I’d created for myself and shipped it to the other side of the continent. During the packing process I went through a major [...]

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I write like…

Well this is a fun little tool. I put in a variety of different blog posts, and it turns out that I always write like David Foster Wallace. I suppose I do love irony and extremely long sentences, so, I’ll take it.

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Things I would like to do, that I probably could do, but never will do.

Things I would like to do, that I probably could do, but never will do.

-Be an urban bee-keeper. -Make my own ricotta. -Grow tomato plants on my roof. -Can, jar and pickle various things. -Raise chickens. -Keep an orchid alive for more than two weeks. -Be an early-morning runner. -Host dinner parties that involve food I actually cook myself. Barbecues don’t count. -Pot plants. -Prepare food more than 20 [...]

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Jon and Kate. And Me.

I’ve never seen an episode of Jon & Kate Plus Eight, but I’m completely obsessed with the tabloid coverage of their divorce and custody proceedings. Discuss.

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Yes Means Yes at Colgate University

Awesome news: Yes Means Yes, an anthology that Cara and I both contributed to, is being used as the basis for a sex education class at Colgate University. Colgate University has introduced an official sexual education class on campus. “Yes Means Yes” is a series of five non-credit classes held on Wednesday evenings over dinner [...]

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Shocking news of the day: Cats are useless.

It’s true. I am a notorious cat-hater who also happens to be a cat owner, and I think I can confirm that they have no actual utility beyond sleeping and pooping twice their body weight. Luckily, Percival is half puppy — he follows me around and always wants to cuddle — so I enjoy his [...]

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On GRITtv with Laura Flanders

The lovely Laura Flanders graciously had me on her show today, along with Mario Murillo and Russ Baker. In small-world strangeness, Mario was my first journalism professor at NYU. It was a great panel, and even though I say “you know” too much, I think it’s worth checking out, if only for the very insightful [...]

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