Tag: Celebrity

People who should not exist

Guy Fieri. I mean, anyone who wears his Oakley sunglasses wrapped around the back of his head is clearly a waste of space (see also: his hair and his bowling shirts and ohmygod that goatee and basically everything about him).…

Jon Hamm is not real.

I refuse to believe it’s possible for a man to be this perfect (see also: Ryan Gosling). Not only was he a high school teacher before he rocketed to fame as an actor, but you won’t believe the job he…

Strength in cupcakes

“Women are girly. Again,” she says. And apparently, that sucks. Writing for the Huffington Post, Peg Aloi bemoans the death of the “tough gal,” as evidenced by blogs about cupcakes, gardening, Hello Kitty, and knitting. Women write about cuddly kitties.…

What could possibly go wrong?

Well, this sounds like a well-made piece of television heading our way: MTV is debuting a new reality show in October in which a small town girl moves to Los Angeles to pursue her dreams in the fashion industry. The…

Magic Genitals (Part 1: Erykah Badu)

(or: She’ll Make You Change Gods!) I am, to the untrained eye, a hippie-dippy, no-relaxer-wearing, Whole Foods shopping afro pixie faerie princess. I research traditional African spiritual practices, keep florida water and incense on hand, I bathe with Dr. Bronner’s…

So this actually makes sense.

Chris Brown, notable for his R&B career and for beating the hell out of his girlfriend and suffering almost no professional consequences for being a violent misogynist criminal, will appear in the movie version of Steve Harvey’s misogynist best-seller Act…