“Do our students become tramps to more effectively enjoy the weather, or do they use the weather as an excuse to more effectively become tramps?” and other deep philosophical questions from the University of Chicago
Trampy indeed. Fuckwit college columnist of the day: Luke Dumas. Mr. Dumas, a University of Chicago student, is very, very offended that in warm weather, women decide to wear — wait for it — shorts. He penned an op/ed calling his fellow students “tramps” for switching from their winter uniform of sweats into shorts and [...]
...read moreSomething to raise your blood pressure today
This is about a month old, but still worth reading for its utter fuckwittery — the kind that only college newspaper columnists seem capable of accomplishing. This is a he said/she said on cheating, which basically means that there’s no way it could possibly go well, but this is even more of a trainwreck than [...]
...read moreDoes Duke have a required first-year writing course? Because they really should.
Or if they do, I hope this guy failed it, and was also drop-kicked by his professor. He’s a par for the course fuckwit college columnist for sure, but I’m having a hard time even getting the point of his fuckwittery because he’s such a bad writer. For example: In his music video “Tip Drill,” [...]
...read moreKilling the culture before it kills you (if only)
This was too ironic not to write about after my last post. Just watch this video, the relevant part is between 2:00 and 3:00. For background, conservative talk radio goon Laura Ingraham is substituting for Bill O’Reilly and going after Code Pink’s efforts to drive military recruitment out of Berkeley. If you’re not familiar with [...]
...read moreTime to create that “fuckwit college columnist” tag
Because, really, who deserves it more than Ryan Haecker, writing for the Daily Texan? Ryan certainly starts with a bang: Dresses epitomize womanhood in the Western world. Grab the popcorn, kids! There’s gonna be a show! Such has been the case since the western man adopted pants to replace the tunic in the sixth century [...]
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