Misrepresent Me!: The Contest

I really love being misrepresented, misread, and misquoted on a daily basis, so much so that I’m hosting a contest. I will PayPal FIVE WHOLE DOLLARS to the person who can best skew the following into a misandrist, racist, anti-capitalist, whinin’-liberal, AmeriKKKa-hatin’ statement: If I don’t count the time I asked my five-year-old playmate to […]

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Because I Feel Like Announcing It

I think I have an ear infection. That is all.

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