Living in the Green
President Bush claims that signing onto the Kyoto protocol would “wreck” the U.S. economy. And the lovely Portland, Oregon — one of my personal favorite U.S. cities — is proving him wrong. Newly released data show that Portland, America’s environmental laboratory, has achieved stunning reductions in carbon emissions. It has reduced emissions below the levels [...]
...read moreThy Virginity Doth Protest Too Much, Methinks.
From the Catholic Church’s press release factory, we have an update on federal funding for abstinence-only sex education programs, titled To Abstain or Not to Abstain. On June 9 the U.S. House of Representatives Appropriations Subcommittee on Labor, Health and Human Services, Education and Related Agencies approved an increase of $11 million in abstinence funding [...]
...read moreItalian Injuries
I don’t get hurt very often. I am exceptionally clumsy, and I fall a lot and bang my knees and elbows and hit my head on things, but I rarely do any damage worse than a bruise or two. But, for whatever reason, I have had very bad luck on the injury front since being [...]
...read moreAnswers, etc.
You know how the game goes. Now, the answers.
...read moreStatues gone wild
Now that Ashcroft is gone, it’s a tittie-party at the DOJ. via Mike.
...read moreAn Oddity
Ever since Johnny Depp first appeared to me in a dream (in which we hung out at his parents’ house, who were Mormon, and he was the oldest of ten brothers and sisters all of whom named Fawn, and I was kicked out for smoking in the basement), Mr. Depp has become a dreamland benefactor. [...]
...read moreFriday Random Ten (15) – The “Going to Graceland” Edition
This is getting posted mighty early as I will have no contact with a computer from tomorrow until Monday. Promise me not to overwhelm me with email, ‘kay? Will Winamp will be kinder this week than last week? Find out as we rate our Friday Random Ten with accompanying commentary. If you don’t know what [...]
...read moreBlugh
The kindly professor thought he was being clever with his “freak Lauren out by pretending to not freak her out” fish eggs thing, but Melanie takes the cake for inadvertenly scaring the crap out of me. Literally. I mean, I’m sitting in my own crap. The picture is that bad.
...read moreMighty Classy Bumper Sticker
as photographed by Sasha
...read moreHard Science
Good news, men! Most men who think they have small penises don’t. via Pandagon UPDATE: For a visual representation, here is a penis size bell curve. I have no idea if this chart is accurate or not, but it ain’t the size so much as how you groove it.
...read moreNaming
Halley Suitt has a common story on Misbehaving about changing or keeping a former husband’s name after a divorce. A male friend (who’s divorced) asked me what I thought about asking your ex to change her married name BACK to her maiden name. I had no clue really, despite being divorced, since I never changed [...]
...read moreTagged Again
Elise tagged me with this questionnaire and since I’m not feeling so hot, I hope it will satisfy some sort of bodily discomfort I’ve been feeling lately.
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