Ahem

Looking back on my last few posts, I think it’s time to blog about something other than bodily functions before somebody thinks this blog has been hijacked by a twelve year old boy. Tomorrow, tomorrow. If I’m not careful I’ll…

Chanel No. 2

This post should probably be filed under “Indiana” but I’m not creating a whole new category for one weird story. Sometime after midnight tonight, the Chef goes to the liquor store to purchase some wine. As he approaches the liquor…

Dear Yuppie Elementary School,

This is the beginning of my son’s second year at your school, and thus the second year that I receive a weekly mailer at my home. However, I do believe that you got my address mixed up with someone else.…

If Doug Was a Guard Cat

Dog Bites King’s Bear: A guard dog has ripped apart a collection of rare teddy bears, including one once owned by Elvis Presley, during a rampage at a children’s museum. “He just went berserk,” said Daniel Medley, general manager of…

What Roe Should Have Said

Professor Lemieux is working on a series of posts discussing Jack Balkin’s book, What Roe Should Have Said. This is Scott’s area of expertise, so he really knows his stuff. Part I, in which he discusses Canada’s landmark abortion case,…

Guestblogging Is Hard Work

This indentured servant was very busy today and will be tomorrow, but do note I have a guest post at Rude Pundit with real content scheduled to appear Friday morning. Yes, it is rude, and no, Mom, you probably don’t…