Plan B postponed. Again.

Who says they aren’t playing politics?

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I’ll Get Back In The Kitchen Right Quick

I was going to try and write something remotely serious about the recent research that asserts men are, biologically, slightly smarter than women, and how racist and misogynist research brings the wingnuts out in droves to defend, well, eugenicists, but this happened instead.

Jesse: ugh. this “men are naturally smarter than women” study is bringing out the morons on the right. again.

Lauren: i’ll turn off the computer and get back to the kitchen
Lauren: IQ scores have been raising so much every year for 50 years that our grandparents shouldn’t have been able to hold jobs

Jesse: there’s also the minor problem that IQ is about as much of an approximation of intelligence as an SAT – it’s got a lot more to do with cultural exposure than actual intellect.

Lauren: i wouldn’t know anything about that
Lauren: you’re so much smarter
Lauren: i’ll just sit in a corner over here and wait for you to say something intelligent about it

Jesse: it’s okay – just lay back and look pretty.

Lauren: i’m trying, i’m trying

Jesse: no books in bed!
Jesse: unless they’re cosmo.

Lauren: do you think i look fat in this brain?

Jesse: no, no, you look fine. i’ve had bigger, though.

Lauren: *ahem*
Lauren: no comment

[Instant Messaging slightly edited for coherence]

Amanda should be pleased to know that despite yet another swipe at her intelligence, the brain to body ratio is larger in mice than men.

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Iraqi Constitution

Via Shelley, a partial translation of the Iraq constitution.

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Very Bad Kitty

Doug and I have been having some problems. Ever since Ethan rediscovered the wonder of puzzles, I’ve been going out and buying up tons of them at thrift shops. The biggest one the two of us have embarked on is 500 pieces, a massive project for the little one. We worked long and hard on a hot-air balloon puzzle this week and Ethan made an amazing amount of progress on the thing.

Click to see what Doug made of our progress:

I Hate Doug Sometimes

But you know, sometimes the little bugger can be so cute. He’s my bloggin’ buddy and my sleepin’ buddy. Lately it appears he and Pablo are getting buddy-buddy, too.

Cleaning Pablo

He ain’t all bad, but he isn’t good either.

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Friday Random Ten – The “Flame Wars Abound” Edition


1) Belle and Sebastian – Photo Jenny
2) Shonen Knife – I Wanna Be Sedated
3) Richard Cheese – Shake Ya Ass (Mystikal cover)
4) Ramones – Sheena Is a Punk Rocker
5) Phranc – Mrs. Brown You’ve Got A Lovely Daughter
6) Reverend Horton Heat – Stop That Pigeon
7) The Meteors – Somebody Put Something In My Drink
8) Johnny Cash – Ring of Fire
9) The Hollies – Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress
10) The Slits – Typical Girls

Bonus song: “Boom Wah Dis” by Burro Banton, militaristic reggae song

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Sold Out

I would just like to take a moment to thank my university for selling my email address and my cell phone number.

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Recommended Reads

The Heretik: Women Left Hanging in Iraq
The Economist: For Jihadists, Read Anarchists (very interesting article though I don’t necessarily agree with everything stated)
Bulldog Manifesto: Orwellian 101
Media Girl: Kingmakers and the Real Net Roots

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Miss NYU

There’s a bit of a controversy stirring at my undergrad alma mater (and my future law school) about a Miss NYU calendar that’s in the works. A friend of mine and former photo editor of the Washington Square News is the brains behind the calendar, which will feature a variety of NYU women representing different contingents of the NYU student body, including (I’m pretty sure) feminism, with someone wearing a “This Is What A Feminist Looks Like” t-shirt and surrounded by NOW signs. The proceeds of calendar sales are going to the American Cancer Society. As I understand it, the calendar isn’t full of half-naked bikini-shots. But nonetheless, it has still ruffled some feathers, particularly in the NYU feminist community. Which is understandable, and certainly a cause that I’m sympathetic to. As one of the leaders of this campaign writes in an email,

the main gimmick is to capitalizeon the popularity of the sexy college co-ed image, an image that hurts us all. The real Miss NYU? A young woman who works hard to get into a school like NYU because she’s here for an education, her career, her mind, not to be a sexpot…unfortunately the sexist image is prevailing, and being even a bolster by this calendar here at our own insitution of higher learning. Predictably, MISS NYU has come out with the idea of MR NYU-great! equal opportunity exploitation!

She’s right, of course. The “sexy co-ed” image is harmful to all women, and the real Miss NYU isn’t necessarily thin, light-skinned, and fitting most of the other beauty norms in our culture. But at the same time, I’m a big believer in trusting women to be thoughtful actors in their own lives. Of coures, it’s always more complicated than that, but I’m not sure I buy the idea that being photographed and having one’s image used to raise money is harmful in and of itself. At the same time, I don’t think that this Miss NYU calendar will be particularly representative of me, or of most NYU women, and I do think that, like beauty pageants, it is inherently demeaning. But should it be where we as feminists direct our efforts?

Obviously, I haven’t come to a conclusion on this one yet. But I do think it’s good to be having a conversation about it. Unfortunately, supporters of the calendar are coming out in full force, and seem to be choosing to counter feminist questions with personal attacks instead of having a reasoned discussion. The woman who is spearheading the anti-calendar effort sent me this link to a thread discussing the issue, primarily because my name came up in it (even though, interestingly, I have so far had nothing to do with the issue on either side, since I haven’t been anywhere near New York for three months). But the part about me is really weird, so skip it. What’s more interesting is how they choose to discount feminist arguments — calling us “hairy,” “overzealous,” “hippies,” “ungrateful bitches,” and “ugly.”

Now, anyone with half a brain could figure out that feminists aren’t opposed to things like this because we’re all ugly and are jealous that we weren’t attractive enough to be featured in this calendar. Our politics are a little more complicated than that. And as I’ve written about before, it can be a big conflict for feminists like me who believe in the ideals, but who still use make-up and wear high heels and go on stupid diets and otherwise conform to various facets of the beauty myth.

And not that it matters, but like I said before, I do know the woman who has started this campaign — and she’s actually quite beautiful. So I look forward to seeing some conservative heads explode when they realize that women — even pretty ones! — have ideals that are separate from their physical appearance.

Am I feeding right back into this myth when I mention that she’s pretty? I’m not sure. I hesitated to write it, because it obviously doesn’t change the validity of her argument. But I’m putting it out there because, sadly, it does point out that women who are deemed attractive are given more leeway in making feminist arguments, simply because the “you only think that because you’re ugly/because you can’t get a man” rebuff fails with them. Just look at the relative success of Gloria Steinem compared to, say, Andrea Dworkin. It’s bullshit. But it’s interesting to look at anyway. And I should add in here that the woman behind this campaign is really fuckin smart — I should have said that first.

So I’m conflicted about the whole calendar issue, and definitely open to thoughts/suggestions.

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Back in NY

Sorry for the long absense… I’ve been en route to New York, and have finally returned. However, I’m homeless and living with a friend in Jersey, so blogging may continue to be a little slow on my end until I find an apartment (and if anyone is moving out of a downtown 2-bedroom for $2,000 a month or under, drop me a line!)

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We Got Some Answers

Karol answers some questions that I quoted from PLS earlier:

I’m a woman that voted for Bush. Here are your answers:

Who’s denying financial support for reproductive health care around the world, thus causing the death of thousands of women and babies?

Why is it our responsibility to pay for this? We pay for a million other things for countries all over the world. Maybe they can handle this one thing all on their own.

Who thinks little girls who’ve been raped or subject to incest should become mothers?

If you’re pro-life, and believe that life begins at conception, what difference does it make how the baby is conceived? It’s still a life. It’s actually very hypocritical of pro-lifers to make this exception. It’s either a life or it isn’t. If it is, the circumstances of conception don’t matter. And, I’ve always wondered, why add ‘incest’ to the ‘rape’ exception? If it’s rape by a family member then just call it rape and if it’s consensual sex between family members, then why should they be included in the abortion exception? Is it just to make the circumstances sound horrible enough to invoke pity?

Who wants to curtail Title IX and return to the days when girls’ sports could be systematically underfunded in order to support bloated football teams?

Forcing schools to support womens’ teams equally to mens’ is absurd. It’s a fact that men play sports more than women. Men are actually getting the short end of this stick because schools have to pay for womens’ sports programs that have barely any participation.

Who nominates a Supreme Court candidate who gleefully finds arguments against enforcing laws mandating equal pay for women?

Key word is ‘mandating’. I hate that liberals treat women like we’re fucking retards. We don’t need a law for every little thing. We’ve been in the workplace for awhile now.

Why do women vote for George W. Bush?

Because some of us are smart.

Have at it.

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I Sincerely Hope This Is a Joke

I can’t even think of anything to say about this. Ew.

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Female Hip Hop Callout

Via Lynne,

This is what you have been waiting for: to release one of your homemade tracks on our new netlabel called For our first release “Flip Flops – The Instrumentals” we are looking for beats you’d like to share with the world. We will then release six selected tracks online on This basically means that you can download an mp3 of the track and either listen to it or – this will lead us to our second release “Flip Flops” – add your own rap to the instrumental and send it to us. We’ll then choose the best versions and publish them as Flip Flops.

Via FlipFlops, you’ll be able to work with a beat/a vocal track of a producer/an MC you didn’t know before, so you could sit in Berlin while your MC would be e.g. in Detroit or Sydney. Our motivation to start a netlabel is to push female MCs and producers who didn’t get a chance to publish a record yet and also to connect female mcs worldwide. Your tracks will be published under a Creative Commons license (please visit or for more information on the license). So get your equipment running and hit us with some banging beats at! Good luck!

So, so cool. Any music makers out there?

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