Italian Injuries

I don’t get hurt very often. I am exceptionally clumsy, and I fall a lot and bang my knees and elbows and hit my head on things, but I rarely do any damage worse than a bruise or two. But, for whatever reason, I have had very bad luck on the injury front since being […] more

Hard Science

Good news, men! Most men who think they have small penises don’t. via Pandagon UPDATE: For a visual representation, here is a penis size bell curve. I have no idea if this chart is accurate or not, but it ain’t the size so much as how you groove it. more

Tagged Again

Elise tagged me with this questionnaire and since I’m not feeling so hot, I hope it will satisfy some sort of bodily discomfort I’ve been feeling lately. more


These are the last results I expected to get. Your Slanguage Profile Aussie Slang: 75% British Slang: 50% Victorian Slang: 50% Canadian Slang: 25% Prison Slang: 25% Southern Slang: 25% New England Slang: 0% What Slanguage Do You Speak? via Clancy more